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Strangest search terms by which people have arrived at your blog.
The answer I gave I "What the Hell" prompted this.
What is the strangest search terms by which people have landed at your blog?
A couple of the strangest of all time were
"Michael Phelps pubic hair" - I still get these.
"Vampire Bitches with long fingernails"
and a surprisingly large number of searches for
"Won't you let me walk you home from school Won't you let me meet you at the pool"
What is the strangest search terms by which people have landed at your blog?
A couple of the strangest of all time were
"Michael Phelps pubic hair" - I still get these.
"Vampire Bitches with long fingernails"
and a surprisingly large number of searches for
"Won't you let me walk you home from school Won't you let me meet you at the pool"
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Clarity Sage on
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It's not creepy if you have a rather common name or the same name as a semi-famous person or fictional character. Do you? If not, then yes, kind of creepy.
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Permalink Reply by David Stehle on -
Stangest search words that brought people to my blog?
Oh man, how much time do you have?
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Permalink Reply by brunette on -
"Granny Intercourse" - 3 people searched for this (!)
90year sex - again, three people..
Ewww!
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Permalink Reply by Erin on -
"if I could have one silly wish I would make my nipples taste like strawberries"
"song you eat my brains like ramen"
"i sick drugs paddle cowbell"
I get a lot of searches looking for "novelty plastic breasts" but I did mention those in a post once so it's not weird.
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Permalink Reply by Amanda on -
Great thread! These amuse me daily.
My favorites:
"i like to watch leather tv"
feel awkward going to a new salon for th (I assume the rest of this is "first time"...)
jason segel+on no they didn't
jews and oneupmanship (Should I take offense to this?)
wilmington jon and kate plus ate (I just love the typo)
The most appropriate ones I've found are: "i have no idea where my life is going" and " have no idea what i want to do with my (life)"
I always envision the disappointment on these people's faces when they get to my site. And I've learned I write far too much about television, as most of my hits come from people searching random 30 Rock character names and entertainment internships. Sorry guys, I've got nothing for you.
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Permalink Reply by Mindy on -
Snozberries.
I actually get at least one search per day about snozberries. Perhaps titling a crappy little blog entry about Jolly Ranchers "The snozberries taste like snozberries" was a stupid move, ha.
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Permalink Reply by cooper on -
I never knew snozberries was Dahl's euphemism for penis until a few seconds ago.
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Permalink Reply by Mindy on
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Wait, what?! Ha. Clearly not something I was aware of either.
So my title could potentially be broken down into "the penis tastes like penis"? Awesome.
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Seriously? Where did you find that out?
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