Follow @20SB

Strangest search terms by which people have arrived at your blog.

The answer I gave I "What the Hell" prompted this.
What is the strangest search terms by which people have landed at your blog?
A couple of the strangest of all time were

"Michael Phelps pubic hair" - I still get these.

"Vampire Bitches with long fingernails"

and a surprisingly large number of searches for

"Won't you let me walk you home from school Won't you let me meet you at the pool"

0 members like this

▶ Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by mom in real life on August 28, 2008 at 9:22pm

yep that's what I said too....trust me, I went over my blog with a fine tooth comb after that one

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by CC Farber on August 27, 2008 at 4:15pm

medical effects of espresso
"color lighter than espresso"
espresso personality

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by PP on August 27, 2008 at 5:19pm

I just noticed a disturbing one there on my stat counter "I can't stop stairing at my sister's boobs" or something like that. I can't remember the exact phrase, but the content and the mis-spelling of staring is all there!

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Mindy on August 27, 2008 at 5:50pm

"Massturbation goals."

Okay, I suppose it's safe to assume this is someone young, and not only because of the misspelling. I mean, seriously, why else would you need to know the "goals"?

All I know is that I definitely didn't help this kiddo out at all! With any luck, though, he figured that one out on his own.

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Tara on August 28, 2008 at 9:13pm

Just today I had...

"me with a boner" ...they even included the quotation marks
show me your ass

They were disappointed.

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Jana on August 29, 2008 at 9:43pm

Man I love Analytics.

"glitter snowglobe superball"
"papa don't leech" "little house on the prairie"
does sunkist soda have vitamin c
red velvet twinkies
using fake ids on sixth street in austin, texas
what will a heat wave in austin, texas do to coffee beans?

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Christoffer Sandman on August 31, 2008 at 4:23pm

"chased by a tiger in a dream" I can kind of understand this one since my blog is called "chased in a dream" but it's still funny that someone would type that into google.