Best SPAM comments ever

Ok so a lot of times I don't even read spam comments but sometimes I do just to check and be sure something didn't slip through the cracks and is real. Although as of yet, nothing has been. And with some new plugins, it's pretty much impossible. Anyway.. the point!

What's your best SPAM comment? I got this one and my friend Kate said I should approve it just because it's so funny. I didn't. But here it is:

It’s so hard to get backlinks these days, honestly i need a backlink by comments on your blog / forums or guestbook to make my website appear in search engine. I am getting desperate Now! I know you’ll laugh while reading this comment !!! Here is my website penis enlargement I know my comments do not relate to the topic, but PLEASE HELP ME!! APPROVING MY COMMENT!

I also got this one which I thought was pretty funny and Kate, sweet friend that she is, said are you sure that one isn't real? LOL

The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.

So what's funny stuff you've gotten as comments?

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