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Bootleg Awards and why you should vote for me
This is all in good fun. Please tell us why we should vote for you in the 20sb bootleg awards
why you should vote for me:
- I'm a champion french fry eater. I may not have won an official french fry title but I still think I'm a champion.
- I'm good at making sexy faces in the mirror.
- If you have a drink with me I will most likely drink you under the table AND not throw up. I'm also good at aiming for snowbanks to buffer your fall when I'm carrying you home drunk.
- I have two cats. Need I say more? Wait there isn't a cat lady award is there? Damn.
- I pretty much made 27 dresses part two in a vlog. It was a lot of work and a lot of dresses.
so vote for me for president in 2012! Or at the very least your favorite french fry eating cat lady.
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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on -
This appeal is for everyone to vote for Childhood Trauma, home of the Snark Squad, for best group blog.
Here's why:
1. We're five of the sexiest women ever.
2. LOL. Jaykay. But we do laugh ourselves often and I heard once that a good sense of humor is sexy? Maybe?
3. We read Goosebumps, Sweet Valley and Babysitters Club books. On purpose. In public.
4. RL Stine tweeted us. Twice.
5. We give away "ho suspensions." Frequently.
6. Sometimes we're zombies or Bratz dolls.
7. Snark Squad'er Nugs is really old and she might die soon.
8. We have a running game of "HEART NOT IT!" and reference Captain Planet frequently.
So, clearly, you all should vote for us for best group blog.
If this didn't convince you and you require payment in money or, you know winkwinkwink, I'll direct you to Nugs for the money or Sara for the winkwinkwink. I own 152 bottles of nail polish so I can give some of those away. Lily has a lot of liquor and Sweeney lives in Paris and can send you delicious French things. Not that we would ever pay for votes because that's just wrong. This is theoretical.
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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on
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Well, based on past experiences, you could try:
- trying to steal your twin sister's boyfriend
- getting your bikini top taken off in a crowded lake
- being 12 and hiting on an 18 year old lifeguard and saying stuff about blowing a whistle
- promising vague sexual favors in the front seat of your date's car while the kids you are babysitting for sit in the backseat.
To name a few.
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Permalink Reply by Lily Boob on -
AHHH! THAT THUMBNAIL!
BTW- everyone, I'm holding a bottle of tequila... and there's plenty of that to go around!
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Permalink Reply by Sweeney on -
That video is still one of my favorite things on the whole internet.
(Seriously, there are at least three chocolatiers within a block of my apartment...)
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Permalink Reply by Sweeney on
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Correction, that video is tied with this:
(This video is also being submitted under "Reasons to vote for Shelly.")
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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on
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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?
My life is made.
"I love myself a lot..."
I miss you bitches.
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Permalink Reply by Nuggles on -
Technically, I won't give you any money because I'm a Jew and I like my money and I don't have even have any. So Lor is lying. You should still vote for us, though.
I AM old as balls. It's true. You can tell by my zombie picture. I will also accept a vote for Last Chance Blogger, because, sure, why not?
I don't know what else all the Snark Ladies told you but I do not have Ryan Gosling hidden anywhere in my closet, on the third shelf from the right. So that statement is 100% NOT FALSE.
FALSE! I mean false. SHIT.
That video is also my very favorite thing of ever.
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Permalink Reply by Sweeney on
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The bridesmaid dress video was pretty awesome. I feel like we could have a good competition for a Cat Lady award here...
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