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Bootleg Awards and why you should vote for me

This is all in good fun. Please tell us why we should vote for you in the 20sb bootleg awards

why you should vote for me:

  1. I'm a champion french fry eater.  I may not have won an official french fry title but I still think I'm a champion.
  2. I'm good at making sexy faces in the mirror.
  3. If you have a drink with me I will most likely drink you under the table AND not throw up.  I'm also good at aiming for snowbanks to buffer your fall when I'm carrying you home drunk.
  4. I have two cats.  Need I say more?  Wait there isn't a cat lady award is there?  Damn.
  5. I pretty much made 27 dresses part two in a vlog.  It was a lot of work and a lot of dresses.

so vote for me for president in 2012! Or at the very least your favorite french fry eating cat lady.

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Permalink Reply by Lily Boob on December 9, 2011 at 6:38pm

Drunken coloring party!

Permalink Reply by Alexandra Tsaritsa (call me Tsa) on December 5, 2011 at 2:04pm

Why you should vote for me:

 

1) I'm a rapper. Seriously. [I'm not awesome, but it's true, I do rap]

2) I like to take photos of street art, graffiti, cityscapes, and pretty things that ...
3) Instant coffee is my jam.
4) My Sook-Sook is super fluffy, really cute, and gives the best kisses. I'm talking about my kitty.
5) I'm not afraid to 'rock out and dance like a fool for the entire internet to see.

Permalink Reply by Shelly on December 5, 2011 at 2:20pm

Duh! You should totally vote for me. I'm a Disney Princess!

Permalink Reply by Ginny on December 5, 2011 at 7:19pm

and my fav!

Permalink Reply by Kelvin on December 5, 2011 at 7:38pm

Ohh yeaahh! What a hot princess!

Permalink Reply by Nuggles on December 5, 2011 at 10:36pm

It's true. Our entire friendship is based on this.

Permalink Reply by Jorah Day on December 5, 2011 at 8:14pm

1.I might be the most passive aggressive person on 20sb, dripping with Jewish Guilt.

 2...

  You know what..actually... don't vote for me.  It's ok.  that's fine.

 

 ...I'm only dying anyway.

Permalink Reply by Shelly on December 5, 2011 at 10:21pm

I wonder if you could out-guilt my grandma.  She's pretty good at pulling the guilt trip card.  Tough call.

Permalink Reply by Jorah Day on December 5, 2011 at 11:13pm

OH man. Grandmas are good at that kind of thing.

    And if anything, she could just start crying. And there's not a whole lot of things that take me down quicker than seeing and old person cry.

Permalink Reply by Shelly on December 6, 2011 at 9:51am
Grandma plays "oh I won't be around much longer, I just hope you won't hold this against me."
Permalink Reply by Nuggles on December 6, 2011 at 3:17pm

Dude, my Grandma was Jewish and not even she did that many guilt trips. So... yeah.

Permalink Reply by Ginny on December 6, 2011 at 9:20am

that's a hard act for your grandma to follow.

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