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Cockblocked.
I'm just wondering if anyone else has the problem of their animals cock blocking them? I need to know I'm not alone here...
We made the sexy time the other night, and our dog was at the bedroom door barking, whining, and scratching the entire time. And last night, when we were chillin' on the couch and I would kiss him, the dog would whine and bark and try to jump between us. We've only had our dog since last Sunday...
Normally I would just let him be a pain in the ass and keep on keepin' on... but we live in an apartment and at 11pm, I can't have him going crazy. I don't need the people upstairs bitching about us.
Does anyone else have this problem? Any suggestions on what the fuck to do about it?
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Permalink Reply by bree on -
LOL my dog doesn't whine or bark, but she definitely always wants to be around us, touching us, sleeping on us, or one of us at least. And she will sliver into the tiniest crack between us when we are laying in bed, and get herself in the middle. And then we just laugh because she's so damn funny and she gives us the sad eyes like "please don't kick me to end of the bed."
Maybe try getting him a bone to chew so when you shut the door, he's occupied with that? Or get a Kong and stuff it with peanut butter or cheese whiz, dogs love that!
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Permalink Reply by jay. on -
It was definitely funny at first, but not so much anymore. He's a 70lb dog, ha ha! We've tried to bone thing, he kills 'em in less than an hour. I was trying not to fork the money on a kong toy but I guess I might have to. Thanks! (:
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Permalink Reply by Tyla Kells on -
My dog loves when I put peanut butter in his kong. <-- That sounds really naughty. Blech.
What I do is mix some hard treats in there as well and then pop it in the freezer overnight. Because the peanut is liek rock hard It takes him atleast 30 minutes to finish it all and it helps keep him cool in all this hot weather. Keep in mind though that both peanut butter and cheese may [um] have some side effects.
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Permalink Reply by jay. on
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I'm sure that's even worse. Reason number 530740357 we don't want kids. (:
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Permalink Reply by Melissa on -
This may sound weird, but it sounds like your dog is jealous, lol. I don't know if you have a kennel or something, but perhaps you could put him in there when you go off to do stuff?
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Permalink Reply by jay. on
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I agree. I keep calling him faggot dog, because it's my husband that he sits on top of when I scoot to the other side of the couch. We could try the crate thing, but the people we got him from said not to bother, because he'll bark the entire time. He's a boxer/pit = stubborn as hell.
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Permalink Reply by Carina the Blogarina on -
my dog is always jealous... if i go to kiss my boyfriend, or even sit close to him on the couch. I don't know what to do either... i mean he'll be around for many years, what happens when i get a baby?
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Permalink Reply by Robert Fitzsimmons on -
What you need is some sleeping pills, slip them in the dog food, and get a quiet night for some action!
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Permalink Reply by Stephanie Ann on -
Get the liquid children's Benadryl. That usually works like a charm. And if he goes out nosing in the yard the next day he won't be all sniffly, so that's a plus.
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Permalink Reply by Juliana on -
you need to get your dog crate trained, especially if he's young. this isn't good behavior at all, and it can get worse, to where he might start marking (peeing) all over the place, and become extra annoying and needy and destructive.
if i were you, i'd get myself to a book store with a good animal training section and look through titles to find a few with comprehensive texts on correcting separation anxiety / jealousy behaviors asap to read up on and try a few techniques. get them from the library first, then buy the books you find most effective/helpful.
honestly, you'll do yourselves and the dog a favor by not enabling negative behavior. the sooner you start the better. good luck, and it's fun! it's awesome to see help an animal turn bad into good behavior. makes everyone happy and makes you a good dog owner!
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