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Cockblocked.
I'm just wondering if anyone else has the problem of their animals cock blocking them? I need to know I'm not alone here...
We made the sexy time the other night, and our dog was at the bedroom door barking, whining, and scratching the entire time. And last night, when we were chillin' on the couch and I would kiss him, the dog would whine and bark and try to jump between us. We've only had our dog since last Sunday...
Normally I would just let him be a pain in the ass and keep on keepin' on... but we live in an apartment and at 11pm, I can't have him going crazy. I don't need the people upstairs bitching about us.
Does anyone else have this problem? Any suggestions on what the fuck to do about it?
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Permalink Reply by Whitney on -
ours did that for about the first month or so, but then he got used to it. we did the training at petsmart as well which really helped. he still gets upset if we hug for too long though & tries to scoot between us.
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Permalink Reply by Sam Huizinga on -
My cat used to do that to us all the time.. He was sent back home to his gramma's house. But he hated all the attention I would give the boyfran. Poor kitteh
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Permalink Reply by Jewely Hoxie on -
hahaha I love it. I'm always worried about my pets walking in on us and having to cover up or something.
Maybe keep treats close by?
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Permalink Reply by Anthony Licari on -
All your pets want to do is get in on the action. If you'd let them, it wouldn't be a cock block. It'd be beastiality.
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Permalink Reply by jaminicole on -
you know what would be really funny? if you were cockblocked by a rooster that cock-a-doodle-doo'ed every time you started something. you know...cockblocked by a cock? anyone?
sorry. i can't resist a terrible pun.
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Permalink Reply by Tyla Kells on -
nice [applause]
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Permalink Reply by Tyla Kells on
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Dogs have very human emotions. He is jealous. There's no ifs ands or buts about it. Dogs have a 'person' that they have claimed as theirs and only theirs. Planned ignoring is key. If you can try and spend some time with the beau before 11PM, just sit next to each other and ignore the dog. When he tries to climb in between, push him back down and then continue to ignore. Keep doing it until he stops. When he does give him a treat, but don't full out praise him. Talk to him in a normal regular voice, liek you would anyone else. (It's liek what parents do when children refuse to sleep in their own bed) Dogs learn in a very short-period of time that if they do something and it is accepted they'll get away with doing it again. And I'm guessing the very minute you got the dog, you spoiled him liek crazy? I know I did. My dog tries to do the same thing, he does not liek to be left out. Infact sometimes when he's being ignored he'll actually bring something right to you that he's not supposed to have to you as if he's saying, pay attention to me bitch or your very expensive $20 underwear gets it. Nip it in the bud now. This is not something that will happen overnight. It will probably take atleast two weeks, so you have to be patient. Don't yell at the dog either - it will ony upset him and he may resort to doing vindictive things; eating shoes, peeing in the house, etc. If and when the two of you head to the bedroom, leave a tv or a radio on so the dog can feel liek he hasn't been abandoned or 'left out'. They liek having background noise. If you leave it on during the day it'll help him get used to those sounds even better. If he cries and scratches at the door, when you come out of the bedroom ignore him. Dogs do learn 'natural consequences'. And if all else fails, there's always the car ;) Hopefully this will help.
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Permalink Reply by Queen Bee on -
lol aww my ex bfs puppy used to jump between us whenever we kissed. bt i showed him whu was boss (by cumming every day neway haha) n he gt over it lol used to bite my ex whenever we used to argue :)
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