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Guys openly fart, and lots of people joke about it. Girls frequently say "I have to pee." We all sweat at the gym.

But what about other bodily functions? Everybody poops! Sex can be juicy. And I definitely have been known to drool on my pillow.

Where do you stand on discussion of bodily function functions? Favorite topics? Most reviled? Where's your limit (if you have one)? What's REALLY taboo in your book??

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Too funny! My ex farted in front of me the first sleepover we had. It was all downhill from there. Everything was out in the open. (try it!)
Bwahahahaha!

The first time I farted in front of my husband, we had been married for about 10 days, and I tried to nonchalantly acknowledge it; you know "no biggie... it's done, now we can be out in the open with it." Except he hadn't heard it... awkward!
I think poop is hilarious. Everyone has a body, and they all work about the same. Being embarrassed is a waste of time, especially when you can spend that same time laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQo5xpEjt_k
YES!!! Poop is not only hilarious, but very very important to keeping your body healthy. :-)
Uh, yeah...it's pretty much all I write and talk about.
I can only hope that I'm never so bored that I have to talk about bodily functions with strangers. It's not that there is anything wrong with bodily functions, but do you really want to hear about the bodily functions of others? Most likely not, and believe me they do not want to hear about yours either.

It is just not interesting. When I see people making a discussion out of it I can't help but question their intellectual capacity.

But that is just me.
If you ever have kids, this becomes a daily topic with other mothers. Not that we're bored, far from it in fact. But it just takes up so much of your day; diapers, potty training, wiping noses, illnesses, bleeding... and everybody's been there, so you look for advice and a chance to commiserate.
Talking about Poop is one of my absolute favorite things to discuss (come on who doesn't love it!!!) Not only do I announce when I'm about to go but I also let all my roommates know how awesome it was afterward.
Speaking of poop, diarrhea kills more people than breast cancer, so who's with me in wearing a brown ribbon?
I have three children. That means I have been pregnant three times, I have delivered three babies and dealt with every single possible bodily function. In addition to talking about them and dealing with them, I have had every possible bodily function ON me. I remember one crazy day, I had one kid barfing, two bled from injuries, one was potty training and I was nursing the third. I needed a shower by 9:30 AM, but the day was far from done.

Nothing is off the table. I promise.
I can't STAND people who do the phelgm clearing-cough-and-spit thing. i can take any other bodily function but that just drives me up the wall!!
It's funny, unless it is the only material you are capable of using when you joke. There is more more intelligent humor, but who doesn't laugh at a good fart, right?

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