Help me to seize power...

Hi all,

You may or not know that it's election time in the UK. I'm proposing to create a new political party to debase the stale and all round dull current crop of politicians.

But I need people...

If you're interested you can read my very serious manifesto here.

If you want to gain a position in my party I have a number of spaces still open. Unfortunately, War Chap and Economy Dude have already been taken.

Please get in contact, Britain needs you (even if you're not British).

Duke Fandango