If I had a nickel.

Fill in the blank: If I had a nickel for every time ___________________________ was said to me or about me, I'd be rich. 

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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on January 22, 2013 at 10:50am

Then, you'd probably smile more often.

Permalink Reply by Sara on January 20, 2013 at 3:22pm

If I had a nickel for every time "But you don't look like a lesbian." was said about me, I'd be rich. 

Permalink Reply by Ginny on January 21, 2013 at 1:13pm

that's when you say "well you don't look like an idiot but here we are"

Permalink Reply by Coyote Rose on January 20, 2013 at 7:16pm

If I had a nickle for every time someone asked "is you're hair naturally like that," I'd be rich 3xs over.

Oh the sorrows of having curly hair

Permalink Reply by Leah Martin on January 20, 2013 at 7:31pm

I can completely relate to everything about this. SO FUNNY.

Permalink Reply by Wilhelmina Upton on January 22, 2013 at 10:39am

+ all the numbers!

Do people think I would do this hair to myself if I could help it?

Permalink Reply by Sarah Hayes on January 23, 2013 at 9:15am

If I had a nickel for every time someone said, "Oh, don't worry! You're so yoooooung! You have so much time!!" Oh man...I'd be so rich. Yes, I know that I'm young, but that doesn't mean I don't know what I want and that I wouldn't like to have it now, thank you very much.

Permalink Reply by Jex Mix on January 23, 2013 at 9:21pm

"you should: quit smoking, get a real job with health insurance, finish college, be a teacher, lose weight, pluck your eyebrows, be nice" 

Permalink Reply by Vignettes of Agony on January 24, 2013 at 4:17pm

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me to say a word like car or bar or park so they could laugh at my accent, I'd have, like, a couple thousand bucks. 

Guess where I'm from. 

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