Then, you'd probably smile more often.
If I had a nickel for every time "But you don't look like a lesbian." was said about me, I'd be rich.
that's when you say "well you don't look like an idiot but here we are"
I can completely relate to everything about this. SO FUNNY.
+ all the numbers!
Do people think I would do this hair to myself if I could help it?
If I had a nickel for every time someone said, "Oh, don't worry! You're so yoooooung! You have so much time!!" Oh man...I'd be so rich. Yes, I know that I'm young, but that doesn't mean I don't know what I want and that I wouldn't like to have it now, thank you very much.
"you should: quit smoking, get a real job with health insurance, finish college, be a teacher, lose weight, pluck your eyebrows, be nice"
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me to say a word like car or bar or park so they could laugh at my accent, I'd have, like, a couple thousand bucks.
Guess where I'm from.