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If you had cocktails with Oprah...?
If you ran into Oprah over a cocktail, what would you say to her?
(http://www.seriouslyscrambled.com/2011/08/moms-chrons-cocktails-wit...)
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Permalink Reply by Gina on -
I'd pull a Liz Lemon and ask her to say my name "PLEASE WELCOME, GIIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
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Permalink Reply by Green Megs and Ham on -
Love this answer!! I probably would have Lizzed myself if I'd tried to talk to her, come to think about it...
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Permalink Reply by cooper on -
I'd ask her "just out of curiosity" what prompted her to unleash the likes of the unethical Dr Phil on the world?
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Permalink Reply by Stephanie McGrew on -
hmmm
i would ask her how does it feel to be one of the most respected...most well know...most successful ppl in the world...then i would ask her for her autograph and a picture...LoL :-)
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Permalink Reply by the blowout on -
I'd call her by my nickname for her (Hope-rah) and ask for another strumpet to go with this (long island iced-) tea.
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Permalink Reply by Jason Simone on -
Love that weave, girl!
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Permalink Reply by Amber on -
Oprah's hair is real, my friend. She counts among her subordinates a shaman whose sole task is rubbing ancient sumerian oils and essence of unicorn horn into her scalp. This, of course, stimulates the follicles and promotes the growth of gorgeous hair. She did a whole show on it. Guess you missed that one.
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Permalink Reply by Jason Simone on
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Oh my god. I now need to invest in some essence of unicorn. Do they have it on Ebay? Actually, I bet Oprah controls the entire unicorn population, and has a tight lid of the distribution of their essence. Maybe she has a black market set up. I'm going to put some serious research into this.
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Permalink Reply by Amber on
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You can get it over the internet but you have to pay for it in leprechaun tears.
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Permalink Reply by Jason Simone on
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GOD DAMN IT. My leprechaun got jacked when I was mugged last year. I guess I'm out of luck for now.
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Permalink Reply by Freeman Dyson on -
I would ask her how the horseshoe feels up her ass. How does one become so rich, respected, powerful...whatever...without having any talents or being exceptional at anything? This woman hit the lottery.
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