I am looking for funny drunk stories for a new blog. We can link back to you or it can be anonymous. Your choice. I know people have some hilarious stories out there! Please message me with your stories and if you would like to be linked or anonymous. Thanks!!!!
One night when i was 20 i was introduced to yegameister. We decided it was a good idea to drink a bottle of it before we went out. So we go out and having a good time. 2:30 rolls around and we decided to go home. One of our friends met a girl and goes home with her (their engaged today to be married in a few weeks....I think). The last thing I remember was drinking half of another bottle of Yega when we got back. Well that’s the last thing I remember. The next morning my phone begins to ring and it's a number that I didn’t know. I answered the phone and it's the police. The office says hello this is officer blah blah. We have this number listed as making prank calls. I'm like Mam I have no idea what you’re talking about. She then asks if it's possible that someone had stolen my phone. I say no I had my phone all night. I left out the amount I had drunk. So I asked the lady what was said. She said they kept saying "It's so soft" and other stuff that I really don't remember. So I’m starting to get all nervous because I can honestly say I didn’t remember doing this. I started to think that someone had stolen my number some kind of way. So I get off the phone and my buddy walks in the living room. And screams dude we were trashed last night. Then he screams at the top of his lungs....It's so soft. I said WHAT. He said you called the wrong number last night and kept leaving messages and we didn’t realize that you were leaving the wrong person messages till you passed out.