Pick up lines

I'm curious to know....
What is the funniest or lamest pick up line that has been used by you or on you?

I was with a guy once on my couch and he said to me "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
So I was like "Umm...I don't know. How much?"
He stretched and put his arm around me and said "Just enough to break the ice!!!"

Yep. He was joking around, but still....lame.

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Permalink Reply by phampants on February 20, 2009 at 12:37pm

lol. speaking of pick up lines, someone at work gave me this yesterday.

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i had a friend who told me that she was in line for confession one time and a guy who was next to hear said, "Confess here often?"

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Permalink Reply by debi on February 20, 2009 at 12:57pm

Ew. Pick up lines. Ick. I have never heard one that would actually work. I just like a guy to be friendly and say hi and talk to me, not try to to be all SMOOTH!! LOL

But I've had all the regulars, from "you must be tired from running around my head all day" to "did it hurt? ... falling from heaven?" to "is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants." *sigh*

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Permalink Reply by Nicole on February 21, 2009 at 12:36pm

Ha! I have to admit, back when I was young and drunk, I was at the bar one night, and my girlfriend and I saw this one guy sitting at a table by himself while his friends were talking. We walked over and sat down and I told him "My friend and I were just talking, and we decided we wanted to sit with the hottest guy here." So he's all smiling and feeling pretty good about himself. And then I pointed at another table across the bar and was all, "But his girlfriend looks like she could kick our ass, so we're gonna sit here with you, okay?"

Yeah, I dated that guy for 2 years after that.