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Pick up lines
I'm curious to know....
What is the funniest or lamest pick up line that has been used by you or on you?
I was with a guy once on my couch and he said to me "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
So I was like "Umm...I don't know. How much?"
He stretched and put his arm around me and said "Just enough to break the ice!!!"
Yep. He was joking around, but still....lame.
Share your stories!
What is the funniest or lamest pick up line that has been used by you or on you?
I was with a guy once on my couch and he said to me "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
So I was like "Umm...I don't know. How much?"
He stretched and put his arm around me and said "Just enough to break the ice!!!"
Yep. He was joking around, but still....lame.
Share your stories!
Tags: dating, funny, ice-breakers, lines, pick-up
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by PP on -
Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cos I can see myself in them.
It's either a pervy pick-up line or a hint that the guy likes to wear women's underwear . . .
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Permalink Reply by David Stehle on -
I think the best pick up line is no pick up line at all. Just smile and say hi. Or better yet, just smile. It works.
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Permalink Reply by the.lifestyle.artist on -
Best line: lol he'll kill me for this but my bf is a dating coach. I saw him from across the room. He looked up saw me, smiled a cheeky 'omg i've just won the lottery smile' and strided towards me, up the stairs to the balcony where i was standing and said something like (i can't really remember exactly... i was just blown away by his confidence) i just had to come and say hello as.. omg you are the most gorgeous girl in this place... or something like that lol
Worst line: Are you a tequila girl? (one of those waitresses who wear tiny skirts and pour shots) i think he was trying to neg me. didn't work LOL
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Permalink Reply by Tudor City Girl on -
Mine must have been at St. Patrick's Cathedral. After Mass the guy in the pew ahead of me was waiting for me on the steps. He asked if he could take me to coffee saying he was, "very impressed with my handshake". (During the peace offering at Mass). That was certainly a first!
TudorCityGirl
http://tudorcitygirl.blogspot.com
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Permalink Reply by Laid Back Lion on -
I've never used one. I'm normally the guy that is a trembling wreak in the corner. lol
I heard one the other day, get this:
Guy walks up to lady and proceeds to say hello. He offers his sleeve to her and asks her to feel it and says "feels good don't it, thats boyfriend material that". lol I burst out laughin when i heard it. lol
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Permalink Reply by the.lifestyle.artist on
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LMAO!!! i like that one ;)
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Permalink Reply by Amy on -
"You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you've got fine written alllllllllllll over you."
"You look like Rashida Jones!" Really?
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Permalink Reply by Harper and Beatrix on -
due to a train strike in italy and my poor taste in boys, i once found myself alone in the south of france. i met about 60 guys. it was 2002, and i'm american. i met a man who, after announcing to his friends, "ah, here comes my fiancee," told me he was a political science professor. he asked me to join him for a drink, and i declined. and as is the custom in nice, he then assumed i would have gelato with him instead. when i again declined, he then delivered the best pickup line i've ever heard. read in english, but with a thick french accent:
"but why not? i am french! i am ally! i am not iraqi!"
i wish this was the most awful and embarrassing thing that happened that weekend. . . .
~beatrix
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