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Squirting. Myth or Real?
Squirting. Is it real or fake? I asked my ex-ex-ex boyfriend, lefirecrotch, and he was all like, EW. GROSS. GIRLS ARE JUST PEEING ON PEOPLE. Then the ex-ex boyfriend, McMommasBoy, was all like, Oh yeah. It's real. [And] that was it. Listen, when we're talking about sex (baby), how about we get a little more detailed. Call me a pervert, but I just like to talk about sex. I have the libido of a 14 year-old boy. Then the ex-boyfriend, Jesus Christ Superstar, was all like, Fuck yeah. It's the hottest thing EVER. Then my bestfriend was like, What the fuck is squirting? And that's how she became my ex-bestfriend, :0p And my porn obsessed college roommate was all like, Bitches just fill up their cunts with water and then squeeze it out. <-- Um. I'm still wondering how that would even be done ... and why she seemed so ANGRY about it.
Sound off my fellow bloggers.
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Permalink Reply by Brigitte and Chloe on
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Permalink Reply by Tyla Kells on -
How did I know that the two of you pervs would be the first to answer [wink] ... love it and love both of ya.
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Permalink Reply by Samantha Jane Sparks on -
Yes. Yes! YES! YES! OMG YES RIGHT THERE! RIGH -- Oh. Sorry. But yes squirting, definitely real.
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Permalink Reply by Nic Lake on -
My ex and I learned the hard (right?) way that this is completely possible, in a fit of passion in the backseat of her car.
Needless to say, we didn't go back to the party we were attending, and we definitely washed the interior the next day.
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Permalink Reply by TheStepster on -
Care to share (your story)?
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Permalink Reply by Andy Jones on -
I wouldn't do watersports with an ex.
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Permalink Reply by Dr Brainspiller on -
Yeah, it's real. Hope I meet a girl that can do it one day ;) Ha ha.
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Permalink Reply by Angie on -
100% real.
Also, you should totally search for "fucking machine" ;)
Also, I LOVE talking about sex. Like I've said before, some girls definitely think about sex as much/more than guys!
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Permalink Reply by Tyla Kells on
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I have an extensive collection of -- er -- movies of the eh, adult kind so I know exactly what that is. I wanted one for awhile, becos when you think about it they really don't care if you gain 10lbs or are having a bad hair day or wear granny panties during the time of the month. I couldn't afford it though. lesigh.
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Permalink Reply by Lexi on -
totally real.
... i really hope my friend burned that sofa when he moved out...
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Permalink Reply by Tyla Kells on
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Hahahaha. Hopefully. Although when you donate large items i.e. furniture, Amvets or goodwill or whatever give ya a receipt so you can claim it as a tax break. So ... ya never know :0p
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