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Squirting. Is it real or fake? I asked my ex-ex-ex boyfriend, lefirecrotch, and he was all like, EW. GROSS. GIRLS ARE JUST PEEING ON PEOPLE. Then the ex-ex boyfriend, McMommasBoy, was all like, Oh yeah. It's real. [And] that was it. Listen, when we're talking about sex (baby), how about we get a little more detailed. Call me a pervert, but I just like to talk about sex. I have the libido of a 14 year-old boy. Then the ex-boyfriend, Jesus Christ Superstar, was all like, Fuck yeah. It's the hottest thing EVER. Then my bestfriend was like, What the fuck is squirting? And that's how she became my ex-bestfriend, :0p And my porn obsessed college roommate was all like, Bitches just fill up their cunts with water and then squeeze it out. <-- Um. I'm still wondering how that would even be done ... and why she seemed so ANGRY about it.

 

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bahahahah "if she pees all over you - be cool about it"
I'm amused. Maybe someone should post a demonstration video that teaches both males and females how to squirt the correct way.

I'm smiling over this thread.
I'm resisting the urge to just put an immature reply to someone of "I'll make you squirt." I think that shows new found maturity.
Don't resist.
You know you want to.
Right. You can only blame yourself then.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I also successfully resisted that urge. It was just too easy...
It is real. One of my exes was a big-time squirter, but I slept with her around 10 - 15 times about 5 years after we parted ways and she wasn't squirting anymore. I wonder if that was psychological, or if either of us made changes in our performances.
I just wrote 20,000 words for a client on squirting, what it is, and how it can improve your sex life and overall relationship. trust me, it's real. practically anyone can do it if they "practice" and manage to be relaxed enough. i have a crappy rough draft saved on my computer if anyone wants to read it haha.
You have one potential reader here.
yh its real. i fort it was fake to bt i squirted once. i made myself. i kinda like 'pushed it out' while i was cummin lol so i fink its controllable. nt so sure bout when ppl say its not
There is such thing as squirting... it can happen during a female orgasm, but not necessary, it can just happen from rubbing the g-spot. There is a big myth about it feeling better so people strive to squirt, but that isn't necessarily true either. I remember when I squirt and I didn't understand it so I looked it up and realized its totally normal.
If there is a lot of it and a certain smell to it, then yeah, you probably peed and that can definitely happen. IT is kind of like how stimulating yourself can give you a sensation that you are about to pee, but then you don't. Well, sometimes you do. That is why it is important to pee before you masturbate or have sex. And to pee afterward too of course, to avoid the awful UTI.

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