The New Thundercats Will Suck Balls

We all grew up with Thundercats, right?

I LOVED Thundercats. Lion-O was my first childhood crush (don't judge. I was an interesting kid). Next year I swear I'm going to be Cheetara for Halloween.

I found out a few months ago that they were remaking Thundercats on Cartoon Network. Normally I'm against remakes and reboots and all that crap, but this made me all squee-y inside. Then I found out that there was a clip of the first episode online and I was like, "Ooh! Jazz hands!"

Thundercats Preview

What the hell is this garbage about? Why are they all of a sudden anime? What happened to Lion-O's gigantic arms and male camel-toe? Why is Cheetara dressed like the alien cat version of Yvonne Lehead? Why are all the Thundercats eleven years old? And BTW, why is "Thundera" spelled wrong????

No, Cartoon Network. NO. VETO.

This makes me sad in the pants.