Weird/strange gifts

Since Valentine's Day is approaching, here is a just-for-fun question: What is the strangest, weirdest, or most inappropriate gift you have ever received? Not necessarily for V-Day, but for birthdays/other occasions as well. What did you do about it? Does the giver believe that you like it/use it?

Some relatives gave me one of those Furby toys, even though I was a teenager. It talked and made noises all the time, no matter what I did to try to turn it off. I ended up hiding it in the back of my closet. It still talked occasionally for another 2 years or so before the batteries finally died.