I haven't blogged about this. I should though, meh.
Know any stupid things people never admit to?
When people check themselves out in a window's reflection as they're walking past it.
Me: You were checking yourself through the reflections were you, eh?
Them: Whaaat??? No!
[lamest conversation EVER btw].
Dieting. Seriously, ordering a dessert fools nobody if you pick at the top of it and leave the rest of it behind.
"Whaaat? I love brussel sprouts."
"Mmmm! Salad is DELICIOUS!"
Salad *is* delicious. With a giant slice of greasy pizza.
At least 1 slice!
HEY! I happen to <3 brussel sprouts!
With a half a tub of butter poured on them...
My Dad had a work buddy who would always order brussel sprouts from their local restaurant, but he'd never eat them. He just liked the name "Brussel Sprouts".
Does talking to yourself in a mirror count?