what's the most ridiculous text you've ever received?

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Permalink Reply by Sebastian on February 25, 2009 at 11:07am

Please, that's quite enough advertising. At least be slightly coy, instead of spewing some links to your site in your very first discussion. 3 links no less!

Welcome to 20sb indeed...

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Permalink Reply by TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT on February 25, 2009 at 11:12am

our apologies. we tend to get excited about things like this. and there were 2 links... okay and an email address... haaaa
make it a great day and thanks for the welcome!

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Permalink Reply by Sebastian on February 25, 2009 at 11:15am

'We'...?

LOVE THE USER NAME TOO, GOOD IF THERE'S ANY AMBIGUITY ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE HERE FOR.

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Permalink Reply by Andhari on February 25, 2009 at 11:19am

Umm only phone messages? cant be like..msn texts ?:P

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Permalink Reply by phampants on February 26, 2009 at 4:49pm

Best IM msg i sent to a friend was in high school. we were in programming class and the teacher was in front. all of us were on AIM, while half goofing off and half working on our program. i sent an IM to my friend saying "Type if you're horny."

he turned around and laughed at me. when he turned back to his screen, he realized he couldn't do any work. he was looking back at me and i was laughing so hard. all my friends knew what i sent so we were laughing too. he then just pounded on the keyboard after like 2 mins of debating what he hsould do.

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Permalink Reply by PP on February 25, 2009 at 5:52pm

I have to say i like this idea!

i think the most ridiculous text i ever received was from a guy i used to work with that i had kissed one night - a few weeks later he sent me a text that said "you know i fancy you, so why don't you just accept my smut?"

i didn't really know how to respond to that.

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Permalink Reply by Charlee on February 26, 2009 at 1:09am

Haha this is a funny idea!

Probably an ex I hadn't heard from in months texting me out of nowhere, "I love you."

Followed a few minutes later by "to a certain extent."

Like, what?

(I actually recall this quite clearly because I was in a film and glanced at my phone as it kept vibrating and I wanted it to stop, and I said something to the effect of 'what the hell?' without even thinking--I happened to be at an independent theatre, in the gayborhood, seeing Brokeback Mountain, on opening night. And it just f*cking had to be timed perfectly that the fairly momentous scene in the film--that is, the gay love scene in a relatively "mainstream" film--was going down just as I peeked at my mobile. Everyone stared, quite aghast I presume. My life is awesome.)

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Permalink Reply by Charlee on February 26, 2009 at 1:12am

On the other hand...maybe mine pales in comparison to some others

I've probably sent more ridiculous ones than I've received

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Permalink Reply by Kendall on February 28, 2009 at 9:16am

Yours ranks up there if only for the timing of it. That's something that seems like it would happen to me.

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Permalink Reply by Nick Tabick on February 26, 2009 at 3:23am

I haven't really picked up any "interesting" text messages. I did have a friend once send me a message intended for his girlfriend (Nicole...so perhaps you can see where that's going), but that's about it.

I did get a few phone calls from a spa in downtown Chicago that couldn't quite get their client's number today, though. It was the same girl each time, too. :D It was a little odd trying to explain to her that my phone number doesn't have a nine in it after she read the number to me...only to have her call me right back.

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Permalink Reply by Kendall on February 26, 2009 at 9:21am

My friend, drunk off his ass after UF won the BCS championship this year sends me the following text:

"We have won the championship of nationalism."

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Permalink Reply by Big McLargehuge on February 26, 2009 at 10:40am

I sent my friend's wife a picture text of what I was wearing to her birthday (she was inquiring). And she sent back:


"I have a boner."

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