do you people let in other dogs besides jerts? or are you jert exclusive? also, what is a jert?

i'm so glad these questions have finally come to light! i will be delighted to answer toot sweet (fyi: hawaiian for speedy).

do you let in other dogs besides jerts? why yes, yes we do! as is stated in the title, we begrudgingly allow any and all cute dogs. even if you're the only person who thinks the dog is cute. like if your mom, when she sees the dog, says, "holy macaroni! what is THAT?" you are still admitted into the group with open arms! we LOVE YOU!

are we jert exclusive? why no, no we are not! we LOVE YOU as well!

what is a jert? a jert is a small furry animal that likes to sit in laps and kiss noses and swim in pools and grab life by the "horns," if you will. on the street they're also called the jack russell terrier or jack russell terrorists or growly meany heads. but they prefer jert.