an ode to everything I Love/Loathe about reality tv

Hey all, I'm recently did a first draft/performance of a spoken word piece I wrote about the state of reality TV. I'd love to have your input, what other shows should I include? Any brilliant lines are appreciate? Open to any suggestions as I try to mold this baby to actually go perform live.

http://dailyobsessional.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-hatredand-love-for-...

By the way the pictures are from a reality TV theme party I had, I thought you'd be amused.