Adrienne's Page

Sometimes when I'm at work I steal spoons from the kitchen and try to make them stick to my nose while sitting at my desk.

When I'm walking to class, I like to chase squirrels around trees.

I live in Colorado, but am stuck in suburbia Minnesota for the summer. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. Click here to see a t-shirt that reveals my true feelings about Minnesota. I want someone to buy it for me. I swear I'll love you forever.

I attract weird guys. Click here for a story about a date from hell.

I love my doggy.

I go back to Colorado in exactly 6 weeks and 5 days. From today. Which is July 15th. So August 31st. [Update: 12 days] [Update: 4 days]

I'm bad with directions.

I'm super awkward. Like, SUPER awkward.

I swear I have magical powers.

Peace.