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There was once a high powered banker who became disillusioned with the cash-hungry, soul-sapping world he was living in. He decided he wanted to get away from it all and return to his real passion: Art.



So, one day he quit his job, pulled his dusty painting paraphernalia out of the attic and set out to find something beautiful.



He travelled for many days and many nights, he knew not where. Along the way he sold his big, fancy car and bought a dirty, old Landrover and all… Continue

Censorship and Political Correctness are invading all our lives.



They're everywhere and have now gone so far beyond the realms of sanity that they have ceased to be useful and have actually started to offend a lot of people. Ironic, eh?



It has got to the point now where they force kids in school to sing "Bar, Bar, Green Sheep," you can't use the term Brainstorm, you cant say Bedlam, manila or bulldozer; You have to consider every word you say in case it offends… Continue

The Supermarket.

A place where you can buy just about anything from food to clothes to electronics.

It's also a place where you get all manner of people; most of them rude.



I really fucking hate the Supermarket. It's always full of people and I don't really like people,… Continue

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