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LET'S PRANK THE INTERNET!!

I accidentally coined the term "Mandatory Sex Party" and now I want to use it to prank the internet by:1. Getting #mandatorysexparty on Twitter trending topics 2. Starting a Wikipedia page3. Watching the whole internet go "WTF?"See More

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Add details to the definition of Mandatory Sex Party

This is what I have so far for a definition of Mandatory Sex Party:A '''Mandatory Sex Party''' (or MSP) is a social gathering where it is customarily accepted that once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex.These parties are often disguised as costume parties, birthday parties or baby showers but it is revealed upon entry into the party that the partygoers have been tricked into attending a mandatory sex party and now must have sex.I needOrigin of the ritualResearch on Mandatory…See More

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Mandatory Sex Parties - Let Prank The Internet!!!

We are going to prank the internet, but first let me tell you the backstory:I accidentally coined the term "Mandatory Sex Party." I was the first person on the whole internet to ever type that phrase.Now I need to seed the internet with that phrase to Wikipedia will let me make a page about it that won't get deleted.We can use this phrase to prank the internet. If we a) get a certified Wikipedia page going that won't be deleted immediately and then b) get #mandatorysexparty in Twitter trending…See More

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Where do you live:: Post-Apocalyptic Montana

Relationship Status:: In a Relationship

About Me:: I will eat the questionable leftovers. I have a freckle in my bellybutton. I know every word to the song "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. I am a shy pooper. The only class I ever failed was Modern Dance. I actually know a real, live man named Mike Hunt. One of my nostrils is bigger than the other one. I have 8 pet rats. I was born with a full set of paired organs and I have extremely efficient kidneys. When used in the proper context, the words "rabies," "boat," "Jesus," "dinosaur," and "infant" can make me laugh hysterically (surprisingly, when used in conjunction, these words may be less effective at eliciting laughter). I am terrified of bees. I can run a mile in under 5 minutes. Sometimes I wipe my boogers under the couch cushion. I shave my arms. I wish that someone would nickname me "The Baconater." Sometimes I go to bed at 4:00 AM for no reason at all. I was given the "Caring and Respect" award when I was in high school - for what, I still do not know. My boyfriend got attacked by a squirrel a few days ago. When playing rock, paper, scissors, I almost always choose scissors. My favorite color is brown - but only out of sympathy. I once played Spider Solitaire for 7 hours straight. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue. I almost always exaggerate. I once lost a one-mile race because I peed my pants. I'm funny because I was a really ugly child. I think I could have been Miss Universe if I had a more showcase-able set of talents - and maybe a more photogenic face. I sleepwalk when I am really stressed out. I hardly ever wash my hands. On an unrelated note, I can fit my whole hand into my gaping maw of a mouth. On an even more unrelated note, I was voted homecoming princess in high school. I feel strongly that the word apartment should actually be spelled "appartment." Are you still reading this?? Okay then. I hate marshmallows. I think that it is no coincidence that saran wrap is one letter away from being called satan wrap. When my shoes get really stinky, they smell like canned peas. I want to get a tattoo that says "fuck tattoos" because that would be ironic. I don't understand why very young babies have to wear shoes. I collect cat toys. I don't have a cat. I wouldn't be a good millionaire because I would probably blow my fortune on a giant bouncy castle, a trampoline room and a human-sized hamster ball. I like the smell of cow poop. This could be because I grew up near a farm. It could also be because I'm just weird. I have been in several competitive eating contests. I won them all. I don't know whether or not I should be proud of that. I'm really only still typing because I haven't thought of anything cool enough to end on. Um.... one time I did CPR on a mouse and it lived. There.

Website:: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Other blogs and Social Media:: http://twitter.com/AllieBrosh

Age:: 24

How long have you been blogging:: 5 months. I will have been blogging for even longer tomorrow.

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!": Velociraptors, pirates, boats, sharks or firemonsters.

What makes you different from other bloggers?: One time I emailed Jesus asking for coupons

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At 8:03pm on January 9, 2012, Vicodin Kisses said…: nice blog :)

At 11:12pm on August 8, 2011, Katie said…: Hyperbole and Half is the best blog on the Internet. Without exception. Allie, you are awesome!. (I would say I love your blog alot, but now I'm trying to picture what a blog alot would look like.)

At 12:39pm on March 4, 2011, Cat Lynch said…: That's right. Not only do I quote Hyperbole and a Half in my day-to-day life, I just totally sent a friend request. The social rules of how Not to Be Creepy Fangirl mean nothing to me. NOTHING!

At 10:41pm on October 17, 2010, Catherine said…: Allie, I made a group on here that is perfect for you! Come JOIN!!! =p

http://www.20sb.net/group/blogsillustrated

At 8:28pm on September 15, 2010, Derek Sandberg said…: I must say, your blog is great. I started reading it a few weeks ago, but I've read all of your posts. You are just so consistently hilarious. You inspired me to shape up my blog so it is actually somewhat presentable to the internet at large. I thank you and wish you the best. Also: spaghatta nadle!

At 1:54am on September 6, 2010, Jennifer Morgan said…: Allie, I just wanted to say that I love your blog :) I read it everyday, and it never fails to make me laugh!

At 4:17pm on August 6, 2010, Orion 'Nips' Swift said…: Oh awesome it's Allie B! Your blog is so great, nice to see you here in 20SB.

At 2:38pm on July 29, 2010, El Grande said…: YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON EVAR!!!

At 10:44pm on July 8, 2010, Natalie Paige said…: hey love you blog!

www.awkwardsexandthecity.blogspot.com

check it out i think you might like.

At 9:45pm on June 22, 2010, claire hale said…: No way!! I gave a rat CPR when I was 15!! Totally thought I was a freak til now.
Now I'm sure I am a freak. ha.
But really, it was a baby, ( I smuggled him out of the biology lab at school in my pocket) and he actually lived a little longer. He was cute.
Now I miss my cat that just died. Damnit!
Anyway, like your blog!

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