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I wonder if they weigh your boobs when they do mammograms? They say the squeezing part is painful, but I'm kinda looking forward to it.

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Spent so much time yapping about Halloween costumes, I'm sick of it. I just want 2 dress like a hooker & get drunk. Is that too much to ask?
Status posted by Alyson Oct 29, 2010
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I forgot my password. That is a completely acceptable excuse for not showing up here for seven months. Totally.
Status posted by Alyson Sep 23, 2010
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You know what sucks? Work.
Status posted by Alyson Jan 5, 2010
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Posted my first blog post here. Who is excited?!Probably just me.
Status posted by Alyson Jan 5, 2010
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Trying to get the hang of this site....
Status posted by Alyson Jan 4, 2010

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Where do you live:
South Carolina
Relationship Status:
Single
About Me:
Here's the thing - I hate writing in about me sections. Do you honestly want a blow by blow of who I am and what's going on? No, you don't.

Because in reality I'm just a 25 year old single mom that lives with her mom, that hasn't gotten laid in almost 9 months. (I fucking know, right?) (Edit: Scratch that...I'm good now, thanks.) I have a full time job just like all the other 9 to 5 assholes, except mine is a 7:30 to 4 and I have an hour commute - so I win (technically I lose, but let's not skin cats and shit). I read stuff, I watch stuff, and sometimes I do stuff - though lately only with myself if you know what I mean.

And why should you care that sometimes I talk to myself because the alternative is talking to other parents, which sucks huge hairy balls, and say things like, "Gee, I sure feel like stabbing a bitch in the ovaries right now." Or "That baby's arm would make a glorious sized penis."

Obviously those parents and I have nothing in common. I'm the Monica Lewinsky of the PTA - for some reason, because I'm single, they all think I'm going to blow their husbands in the back of their minivans while they're passing out cupcakes and smiling as the germ breeders wipe sticky fingers all over their high waisted pants from Ann Taylor Loft.

See, told you. I'll bet you feel really close to me right now. Stalker.
Website:
http://awomaninsearchof.blogspot.com
Other blogs and Social Media:
http://twitter.com/Otherworldlyone
Age:
25
How long have you been blogging:
About six years
Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!"
humor, ridiculous antics, rants about the male species, and the occasional "I've got my period, get the fuck out" post.
What makes you different from other bloggers?
I'm special. In a creepy sort of way.

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So now I have another blog, apparently.

Posted on January 5, 2010 at 10:00am 2 Comments

I'm feeling the pressure. You know what I mean?



Are these supposed to be as lengthy as the ones on my regular blog? Am I allowed to use horrifically dirty words and talk about anal sex? Is there a ceiling for "fuck" usage? Is your mom feeling sore this morning?



Maybe my blog girlfriend, Becky, can fill me in on the do's and don't's of 20SB. Until then, I'll just feel it up out.



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At 10:46am on January 16, 2010, Hannah MietHannah Miet said…
I'm surprised you would even doubt me in that regard. : )
At 12:42pm on January 15, 2010, Hannah MietHannah Miet said…
Nom.
At 12:42pm on January 15, 2010, Hannah MietHannah Miet said…
I want to eat you like a cupcake.

But totally in a friendly, non creepy way.

Ok, just a sprinkle of creepy.
At 11:20am on January 5, 2010, Fashion by HeFashion by He said…
hey
i think your site is great, let me know what you think of mine, the first ever fashion blog by a guy.
http://fashionbyhe.blogspot.com
At 10:47am on January 5, 2010, Moody BelleMoody Belle said…
Now for next month I'll vote for you and your blog!! Yayyyy
At 9:47am on January 4, 2010, mylittlebeckymylittlebecky said…
yayeeeee! who's my special girl? who is it? it's YOU!!!
At 11:00am on January 1, 2010, AshalahAshalah said…
Welcome to 20SB, Alyson and Happy New Year!
At 10:30am on January 1, 2010, AndhariAndhari said…
Hey Alyson, welcome to 20sb. :)

Let me or my friends in 20SB management team know if you need anything around here. Enjoy!
 
 
 

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