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"It's all about who you know."



This was something I heard ALL THE TIME during the 6 months I spent unemployed. People offered up this phrase to me as if it was the end-all-be-all to finding a job. Like now that they had told me this little job hunting secret I would FINALLY be able to end my multi-month long employment search. Because of their tip I would be saved.… Continue

ARE FOR PUSSIES.



OK. That's a lie, I don't even believe that, but it threw you off a bit didn't it?

Score.





But seriously, do you make New Years Resolutions? I don't. Well, that's actually a lie too now that I think about it. There are TWO resolutions back from my high school days that I still remember making and then completing.



See, I used to pick my nose in public A LOT. I am pretty sure that the larger your nose is, the more likely you are to… Continue