Blunt Delivery's Page

Where do you live:

in your dreams

Relationship Status:

Single

About Me:

I was born an innocent and trusting child. But somewhere, someone popped my glittery pink balloon and that crap got all messed up. If paranoia, ADHD, creativity and awkward situations had a baby they would name it my life.

I am a stay at home, non-showered writer, lover of bluntness, photographer and aspiring neurosurgeon. I say aspiring because I would really like to be one but have neither the intelligence nor the patience for such an endeavor. Although I have successfully avoided crossing over that shaky bridge laden with overpriced weddings and screaming babies, I have still acquired a strong appreciation for sweatpants. In 2011, I officially retired from the world of restless, commitment-phobic serial dater and entered the land of a quasi-domesticated humans after getting engaged to my former boss.

Of course I did.

You should also probably know that I’m in the pessimism recovery program. On a side note, it has taken me until this year to finally realize that there is only one “t” in commitment.

Website:

http://bluntdelivery.com

Other blogs and Social Media:

www.twitter.com/bluntdelivery

Age:

28

How long have you been blogging:

almost as long as your mom.

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!"

boxed wine, honesty and a cheap laugh

What makes you different from other bloggers?

your visit won't be wasted on mundane details about my dogs or my kids or my co-workers. mainly, because i don't possess any of those things.