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I don't hate homeless people

Started this discussion. Last reply by Stephanie McGrew Oct 5, 2011. 2 Replies 0 Likes

but they make me feel bad whenever I pass them, and that I hate. I can't give everyone money...I got student loans man. Yesterday I saw a homeless woman just sitting on the corner up against a…Continue

Uh...hey. It's been awhile.

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So I used to be on 20sb all the fucking time, but then I stopped. Now I'm back. I know...great story. Basically, I'd like to know what I've missed. Fill me in! The new-look website looks awesome, by…Continue

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As of today that's how many I've made. I'm not saying that makes me better than you; I'm not trying to get you to read my blog; I am also not attempting to imply that I'm a better…Continue

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I actually don't care very much about Starbucks - or coffee in general unless I'm hungover - but I read a post and loved it.She's a friend of mine from college and has no idea I'm promoting her blog…Continue

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House it! I'm glad you're still alive.

Oct 5, 2011

After a recent poll taken on my blog a couple weeks ago, I now know that some women accidentally poop when they pee. I have a lot to learn.

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"Words are invented so people don't have to talk as much."

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Where do you live:: New York

Relationship Status:: Single

About Me:: I'm a nice guy who finishes last...in bed. At the same time, I don't like this "finishing first" business. What happens if I'm banging a girl for 45 minutes, then I finish and she never does? I feel like I shouldn't have that stigma after 45 minutes of awesome, especially because girls can still enjoy sex if they don't orgasm. At least that's what they tell me. Anyway, for some reason when I walk up/down the stairs, I prefer to end on my right foot. I rock out in my car harder than you can imagine. I want to open up a Jewish strip club called "The Skynagogue." I have tons of ideas that will probably never come to fruition. I always feel like someone’s going to pop out of nowhere and try to kick my ass. I don’t have a problem when people say the word, “retard.” If there's a Skittle on the ground, I will eat it, unless it's the lemon/lime flavor from the red pack. Not worth it. I'm obsessed with the phrase "House it!" Seriously just say it out loud...it's so much fun. "HOUSE IT! HOUSE IT! HOUSE IT! HOUSE IT! HOUUUSSSSSE IT! Moving on, I'm pretty lazy but I prefer head while I'm standing. Whenever I take a shit I always make sure to flush the pee first so it doesn't splash up on my buttcheeks...I hate that. One weekend I was on a road trip and I asked someone what my blog would taste like if it was edible. She said, “Shit and grass.” I also pick my nose. Whatever.

Website:: http://thedanaconda.blogspot.com

Age:: 27

How long have you been blogging:: 2 years

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!": being made fun of

What makes you different from other bloggers?: My writing style is like premature ejaculation: I think too much, I blank out, then before I know it, everything is all out in the open. When I'm done I'm embarrassed and I don't remember how it happened, yet I feel satisfied. (Uh...my friend told me what premature ejaculation is like.)

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At 1:38pm on October 5, 2011, Lily Boob said…: House it!

I'm glad you're still alive.

At 3:22pm on May 6, 2011, Aggykryss said…: Pretty please send me your email address.

You should set up an email for Dr. Phallus so that people can just send in their questions for ya. Dude, you could start a whole additional blog with these questions, I'll bet.

At 8:58am on March 19, 2011, R...RAWR said…: SO.

Guess what's happening in NYC when I'm in NYC?!

THIS.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. It's the Universe saying that Harry Potter is AWESOME. Also, Sweeney's in. I don't know when we're going because my schedule is insane (by insane I mean I have no idea what is going on when and I fucking hate my job) but I will skive off work if necessary to make. this. happen. It would be amazing if you wanted to come along and watch Sweeney and me squeal about HP! x

At 1:14am on February 22, 2011, Aggykryss said…: So, since I am on a blogging hiatus due to crazy insane busy schedule time... wondering if you had a guest contribution worked up for me yet? So I don't lose all my damn readers from lack of posting?

At 5:26pm on February 5, 2011, Andres Rio said…: yo just left you an award on my blog if you are so interested. keep up the posts

At 10:15pm on January 5, 2011, Coyote Tits said…: OMG I have the best idea for a contest on your blog

At 3:12am on December 31, 2010, Aggykryss said…: No blogs this week? I guess my workday was a little less stressful since I didn't have to keep clicking out of my window with your blog in my RSS feed... something tells me my 80 year old boss wouldn't get such a charge out of you that I do...

At 3:44pm on December 16, 2010, Lorraine said…: Hey Dannycandy. Haven't seen you around lately and just wanted to holler. :)

Besitos,

Lor

At 2:09pm on November 30, 2010, Jonathan Manor said…: hey man, where've you been lately

At 5:31pm on November 20, 2010, Mounting Counting (anonymous) said…: Yo! Up for guest blogging on my blog? I had a couple guy interviews before to get the male perspective on strip clubs