Erica Guaca's Page

Where do you live:

Seattle

Relationship Status:

In a Relationship

About Me:

I'm pretty much a 6 who compensates for any lack of looks with kitschy humor like Sharpies, self deprecating jokes, mustaches, and animal imitation videos. If cool were a color, it would be black. And I would be burnt orange. You may have found that analogy clever. That's because I stole it from Chuck Klosterman. I like to build my Facebook friends list up to a ridiculously large number to the point where my news feed is polluted full of strange men from foreign countries who invite me to play Farmville 4 times a day. I drink too much. I don't floss enough. If you asked me to define post-modernism, I couldn't. Sometimes I can be funny. Not funny like the guy who writes the Do's and Dont's section in VICE magazine, but funny like, watching a dog attack his own leg. I am completely ignorant to politics. I don't watch TV. (Not because I'm some sub-culture intellectual, but because I'm too busy drinking.) I've got this tough cookie jaded badass act down pretty well, but in reality I'm a very sensitive girl who's completely fixated with the concept of love to the point of being completely creepy. I work in a nightclub. I'm trying to save money to go to France, but I keep making frivolous purchases like Pokey and Gumby figures from the drugstore. I'm hungover to the point where I can hardly see right now. If I had to sum myself up in one sentence, it would be, "I try to avoid carbs, but I fail."

My YouTube page:
www.youtube.com/ericaguaca

My Twitter Page:
www.twitter.com/ericaguaca

My Myspace music page:
www.myspace.com/madameerica

Website:

http://unholyguacamole.blogspot.com/

Age:

28

How long have you been blogging:

6 years

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laughing at other people's misfortunes