Last weekend my car got hit by a giant, blue, kiddie-stealing van. While parked. In the Wal-Mart parking lot. If the cop who did the police report hadn’t been smokin hot the whole event would have been terrible. I kept my cool though. The guy ended up leaving but my car was still drivable and [...]
The other day I was in the car with my mother. Somehow, in the course of the conversation, it came up that I use a different voice when I am on the phone with her than I do with other people. The “Family Voice” if you will. She got a little upset and offended by [...]
So I guess I missed the memo. The other day I was made aware that my people (read: The Queers) added an additional letter to the already-a-mouthful abbreviation LGBTQ….I. I was confused. Where did this letter come from? Of course I googled it. It stands for Intersex. Okay that makes sense to me completely. We [...]
So it’s been a minute. Lots of things have happened. Things none of you really care about. But I’m here to say…. I’m over it. I’m over him. I AM OVER HIM! And that, my friends, is what you call CLOSURE!
Raise your hand if you have a Myspace? No one? That’s because you are not a loser like me. Well let me tell, Myspace has a lot of handy little features. One they added recently is this fun little box that tells you who you should be friends with because Myspace has noticed that you [...]
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