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About Me:: On my first birthday, my excited older brother poured a full glass of milk down my throat, which led to a bad milk allergy for much of my childhood. Unfortunately, he is still stronger than I am and I was unable to return the favor for his oldest son five years ago. My allergy has since remitted, for which I thanked God on Thanksgiving before eating a piece of pecan pie absolutely smothered in whipped cream. I love cheese, liberty, bacon, big families and baseball

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!": cholesterol, orthodoxy and shamelessness

What makes you different from other bloggers?: I'm taller than most of them, and more conceited.

At 12:51pm on July 11, 2008, NoOrdinaryBen said…: hey man thanks for the add! will check out your blog after work

At 4:27pm on June 24, 2008, Nicole said…: I am actually laughing.out.loud at your blog. At work. And do you like my random punctuation. How "blogger" of me. Eh?

At 3:37pm on June 2, 2008, Mel said…: I stumbled across your blog and laughed my ass off! Look forward to reading more!

At 6:21am on May 29, 2008, J-Money said…: In my head, you have animated cartoon eyes. THE KIND THAT FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE.

At 12:48am on February 21, 2008, Call Me KP said…: 4. Answer and pretend to be a sushi delivery service. If he suddenly becomes more interested, tell him it is shark sushi. If he still doesn't hang up, tell him they are live sharks.

I may or may not have done something that could possibly on a good day wearing yellow resemble that very suggestion from a certain angle.

What? Girls are very clear and specific...

Seriously love the blog, kid. Keep it up!

At 11:58pm on February 20, 2008, Chelsea Talks Smack said…: Thank you for reminding me, YES time to update!!!!

At 1:40pm on January 28, 2008, DShan said…: your post on women's texting/phone calls thought is absolutely fucking brilliant. you've gotta install the stumbleupon/del.icio.us tags cuz it'd be insanely popular.

hilarious.