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Kallay
Kallay
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  • St. Joseph, MI
  • United States
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Lots going on around here lately: knocked up with twins, addicted to Mad Men, and I have a day of threes. http:kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Jul 8, 2010
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I just realized I need to change my marital status. Oops!
Status posted by Kallay Jul 8, 2010
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I think I ruffled his tail feathers. Hm!? Some great comments going on! http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Feb 26, 2010
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Oh "Travis"... Not a fan. The 100 Girls in 100 Days Project. http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Feb 25, 2010
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Are the 80's REALLY coming back? Say it isn't so!! http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Feb 24, 2010
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another Monday Mosaic... kallay goes to the movies and gets poked. http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Feb 23, 2010
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my mom is blonde and i like to point this out on a regular basis... http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Feb 20, 2010
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an open love letter... http://kallaydoscope.com/
Status posted by Kallay Feb 16, 2010
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part one of the wedding recap! http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Feb 5, 2010
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Ok ladies and fashionable gentlemen! It's time to vote! Bridesmaid Beauty Trials http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Jan 20, 2010
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Need Motivation?? READ THIS! http://kallaydoscope.com
Status posted by Kallay Jan 16, 2010
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Wedding Woos and Woes... http://kallaydoscope.com (Don't worry... it's not my wedding.)
Status posted by Kallay Jan 15, 2010
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if you need me, i'll be in the closet cleaning out years of tablecloths and doilies. jesus mother!
Status posted by Kallay Jan 14, 2010

Profile Information

Where do you live:
Michigan
Relationship Status:
Married
About Me:
Well… I am Kallay. Pronounced KA-lee or kuh-LAY, depending on which country you live in or how exotic you want to sound. I love both. I have no less than 463 nicknames and answer to all. Most commonly Kal, in the event that you are at a loss.

Kallaydoscope is my view of my world. It's colorful and intriguing and also, kind of a mess, if not always highly entertaining.

I'm a mommy of twins, wife, writer and insomniac by night, many thanks to my friend, motherhood (and coffee).  A city girl living in the country world, for now, but I often travel to Chicago for my article research.  A fantastic city if I've ever seen one!  (And I have seen one... or twenty.)  I've moved excessively here, there and everyfuckingwhere.  I've traveled/lived all over the country but have yet to conquer the rest of the world, rest assured Hungary and Italy top that list.  I met and married the man of my dreams, Ryan, last year. You'll probably hear about him from time to time. He's funnier than me. It's not fair. He also has a severe addiction to Mount Olive whole dill pickles and ice cream. Not together. He's not a pregnant woman, after all. But sometimes, I wonder. I mean really honey, a soup bowl full of ice cream?

I have one obnoxious, wonderful love of a cat, Madeline.  You'll find I often complain about her lack of respect for my sleep and my sanity.  My cellphone is not her brand of alarm clock which she hurtles off my nightstand on a daily basis to voice her contempt.  I secretly want to high five her, but unfortunately while digging under the far reaches of my bed, this thought does not occur to me as I am cursing her very name.  

I also have a precious golden retriever that I rescued from a wretched family back in my days of living in the Pacific Northwest.  They named him Hercules.  I kept it. And will forever hear the Disney rendition of "Hercules, Hercules!" when strangers meet us in the dog park.  Thankfully Hercules isn't a big fan of exercise or anything of the sort, so dog parks are the last places you will spot us.  Although, we do love to throw a football around and watch the Wisconsin Badgers. He's a HUGE Badger fan!

I'm also a daughter to a great mom who often finds herself the subject of my blogs.  She's straight comedy and I can't help but to poke fun at her.  She's a good sport and by the way, no worries, I often razz her about the loud chewing and her awesome ability to play the blonde card.  Even when it's an accident.  So, none of this is new to her.

I'm a sister to possibly the funniest person I know.  You think I'm funny?  You should meet my sister.  She's a hoot.  I have a nephew and a niece because of her and they have her sense of humor.  She's thrilled. (And then, not.)

As I mentioned above, I'm a new mommy to twin girls. Lillian Marjorie and Marilyn Kallay. We are absolutely thrilled to be given this gift. It's one hilarious parade of breastfeeding, bottle feeding, (not) sleeping, tummy times, cloth diapering and barf. I've never been more concerned about someone else's poop in my life. Motherhood is awesome, it made me a little bipolar though. One minute I'm cooing and gushing and making up high pitched words, then the next minute I wonder what the fuck we were thinking. It's normal. I checked.

I love to:

eat drink coffee (especially anything but the green & black.)
read drink coffee eat (everything but refried beans and eggplant.)
read (even though my track record is lame.)
dance (not the butt ramming kind, even though I do love a good club, I intend on taking ballroom lessons.)
hike (leisurely through the dunes or a nice wooded area, I’m not a Mount Everest kind of gal.)
fish (for fish, not compliments, ok maybe sometimes.)
and cook (or bake. And I’m not bad at it either! Thank you Art Institute for my very expensive cooking lessons!)

I might as well let this cat out of the bag now, I sort of love pink. And by sort of, I mean really, really, a lot, very much so. I have an eagle eye for it. Will find it everywhere, and if I can’t, I will make some.

My OCD is focused mainly upon pushing the buttons on fast food to go cups (yes, even yours), fair warning i’d say. I also tend to be ADD. I jump around from hubby to hobby, right now I'm stuck on knitting because, hey, it’s Winter, and why not?

I make up words a lot, so you’ll have to keep up and please, have a sense of humor. What seems sad and depressing will be funny one day, so why not today? Sarcasm is my forte, so proceed with a light heart.

Pablo Neruda once said in a very depressing poem, “Laughter is the language of the soul.” I think he shared my sarcasm.
Website:
http://kallaydoscope.com
Other blogs and Social Media:
@kallayanna on twitter!
Age:
28
How long have you been blogging:
5 wonderful years
Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!"
random
What makes you different from other bloggers?
i'm a little bit of everything. i have a wide range of interests and it comes out in my writing. it's not a mom blog or a food blog. it's a whole lot of random.

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At 11:09pm on July 8, 2010, Natalie PaigeNatalie Paige said…
hey love your blog!

www.awkwardsexandthecity.blogspot.com

check it out i think you might like.
At 9:19am on March 15, 2010, TheStepsterTheStepster said…
Ditto! Fun fun =)
At 11:32pm on March 14, 2010, Jessie May KezeleJessie May Kezele said…
Hope you've had a fabulous birthday!
At 9:42pm on February 15, 2010, Elizabeth W - Falling From PramsElizabeth W - Falling From Prams said…
Your blog is great! definitely adding!
At 1:42pm on February 5, 2010, SamanthaSamantha said…
I love the Vikings look, it looks great on you. :)
At 11:44pm on January 18, 2010, Amanda CurtisAmanda Curtis said…
Loved your blog!
At 12:19am on January 15, 2010, TT said…
Hey love. Thanks for the friending!!!

I'm in love with your blog!

<3 T
At 4:25pm on January 14, 2010, JennbizzleJennbizzle said…
Thank you!
At 4:07pm on January 14, 2010, JennbizzleJennbizzle said…
Welcome, Kal! The 20SB community is lucky to have you. And just through browsing for about 5 minutes around your blog, I already added you to my reader. :) Can't wait to read more.
At 10:08am on January 14, 2010, JamieJamie said…
Hey Kallay! Good to see you on here :)
 
 
 

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