But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

Where do you live:

Like, right near Dunder Mifflin. I'm kind of Scranton adjacent. You know?

Relationship Status:

Single

About Me:

I'm a twenty-four year old recovering English major with a nasty habit for dropping obscure, not-so-pop culture references. Post- graduation reality sent me packing right back to Ma & Pa's doorstep and thus far it's been the source of more stress for my life than there exists vodka worldwide to cure it. I blog because it's a better means to relieve frustration than dropkicking a newborn peep; a sick reaction to the lunacy of my parents and one I'm only half-kidding about. I have the most ridiculously wonderful friends (that money can buy) and I wouldn't trade them for all the leather boots in Italy. Because they probably don't make my size in those pretty tan ones anyway.

More than anything, I want to entertain people and make a profitable living doing so. Asking me to pick a favorite movie or song is not only impossible for me to answer, but it's downright cruel. Let me list at least ten. I drink like I'm single and dance like I'm trying to stay that way. I can probably kick your lil' doopa in SNL trivia. My dream man will be able to bar-b-q and share my affinity for awful reality television and all- things- Red Sox. If I had guts, I'd tattoo Beckett's face on my left booty cheek because your dad's name is already on the right. Hi-yo!

Read me! I promise I'm fun!

Website:

http://www.callmekp.com

Other blogs and Social Media:

http://www.twitter.com/callmekp

Age:

24

How long have you been blogging:

Since January 15th 2008.

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!"

pudding

What makes you different from other bloggers?

I eat oatmeal every single day. With chocolate chips.