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Where do you live:: Chico, CA

About Me:: I stopped worrying about what people thought of me in the late 90's, unfortunately I took it to far and now I've become naked and loud

Website:: http://squanderedtalents.blogspot.com/

Other blogs and Social Media:: http://www.myspace.com/pinklaser

Age:: 29

How long have you been blogging:: 4 years

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!": The cast of Full House

What makes you different from other bloggers?: I use a water turtle to correct my grammar

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The Hunt for Red Expensive Shit in October

Posted on March 22, 2011 at 11:34pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

How long can you keep replacing crap with more crap? This is not about being… Continue

Protest are the only time its acceptable to throw diapers in public

Posted on March 17, 2011 at 2:56am 0 Comments 0 Likes

I remember my first encounter with a protest while a teenager. I walked by a group of old people that were holding signs and screaming shit near a random office. This was just after the Rodney King verdict so I assumed it was related. Turns out it wasn't, apparently the price of stamps had gone up three cents and this…

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You take, and worry about the giving only after you can verify you were not shot in the process

Posted on March 17, 2011 at 2:30am 0 Comments 0 Likes

Things have changed. There used to be a time when all people wanted for Christmas was to be able to purchase a loaf of bread and not get the plague on the way home. And that was in the… Continue

A Snake-Bite Shitmas

Posted on December 13, 2010 at 9:05pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

Hey communist and traitors. Every year around this time people start getting all worked up about buying me shit that requires to many batteries and that are not tobacco products. I don't want shit, except for you to get the fuck of my property, and I have like 10 acres so hurry up. The last present I got for someone was my dying Grandpa, Noodles Flounder Buckelberry. I found some month old horse meat and an old wagon wheel while riding my quad runner down some meth trail through the god damn…