TMI Thursday: Brown Noser

As LiLu always says… Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! ________________ So. Sometimes I do stupid things. This story isn’t so [...]

Would You Rather Wednesday

This weekend I had the pleasure of meeting Phampants and he had a quite interesting WYR question to share. We asked everyone around, and the group was split pretty much down the middle, so I can’t wait to see which side wins out. Would you rather… eat mash potatoes that taste like poop or poop that tastes like mash potatoes

It’s Time for Lunner

One of my favorite things in the whole wide world is eating Brunch. There’s just something about sleeping in and still getting breakfast food. McDonald’s–get with it. Please serve breakfast later (I’m thinking like 1ish) on the weekends. But no matter how much I enjoy brunch when I’m actually eating it, I regret it later. Not [...]

Money Money Money Money

Confession: Sometimes when I cash my paycheck I play this song and dance around on top of my chair. I am not kidding. Now that you have some background music for your reading, I can tell you about my problem. I need a job. No, no–don’t worry I still have my current job. I just need a [...]

Happy Birthday, Smells

Happy Birthday to Alexa! The best thing to come out of Ohio EVER. And a Happy Independence Day to everyone else. Independence day is BY FAR my least favorite holiday because it includes 1) being outside 2) no presents 3) FIREWORKS. Fucking fireworks. If I can somehow manage to avoid them it should be a pretty good [...]