Opinionated Vixen's Page

I am convinced the whole process of losing weight is a total scam. Well

not a scam really but just chocked full of catch 22's. When you are 30

pounds-ish over weight do you really want to roll up in the gym,

sweatin' to the oldies, out of breath wanting to die because you have

been living a completely sedentary lifestyle for the past two years? No

you definitely don't, if public mockery of my weight is what I was

looking for, I'd apply for the biggest loser.… Continue

Ginger, Barbie, and myself went out this weekend to a popular watering

hole for Ginger's single celebration. We danced, we sang, and we looked

at boys. There is nothing better than to watch a girl trying to pretend

she doesn't care that her boyfriend of 3 years was out screwing

anything with hair and a vagina, and probably even hairy vaginas.



The night starts off with me coming to pick her up after a full day of

her shopping without me. It's a shame she did… Continue

I have known Mo since 8th grade. We were best friends all through high

school, even though by sophomore year we had two very different social

circles. Since I can remember she has had a string of dysfunctional

boyfriends. I don't want to say relationships because I honestly don't

know a thing about the relationships, I always hear about the guys in

retrospect. When she has a boyfriend she completely disappears, and I

know when she calls me, that means she is… Continue