Robyn's Page

Last night I had the oddest dream of my adult life. Which hasn't been very long thus far but I'm confident.

It all started with me sitting in a car with my sister, and I had just killed a woman. We were trying to put her in the back of the car but it was proving quite difficult, when I realized her leg was missing, and then I remembered that I cut it off and hid it somewhere. So we started to drive around looking for the leg, and that's when the cops found me and told me I was going to go… Continue

Today I sold my soul for two seasons of PeeWee Herman.

I'm being reprimanded for my poor decision, I on the other hand think otherwise.

Here is why;

PeeWee Herman is good quality home town cookin' and will provide me with hours of laughter, clapping my hands together, and yelling when the word of the day is said.

My soul on the other scale, doesn't make me laugh, clap, NOR yell.

Yes, he did touch himself in public, but let's be honest. .. Who hasn't? Come on Obama,… Continue