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"Ahhhh, ChewbACca, whatthehelll----gahh....Sonuva--......" - Patton Oswald, impersonating Nick Nolte as Han Solo (This was a role he very nearly got, in case you were wondering. I ask Scott to do this impression about once a day, and I laugh every. single. time. You probably have to hear it, I realize. Just think about any movie you've ever seen with Nick Nolte in it, fast forward to the inevitable part where he gets frustrated, and poof! There ya… Continue

In a small homage to McSweeney's - and since soon Letterman will be the only thing on...



10. Vivid modern day example of 'sticking it to the man", with 'the man; being large, multi-media, multi-national conglomerates and in no way aware they are having 'it' stuck to them.





9. Opportunity for Southern Californians who homeschool their children to teach little Zohe and Brander about unionization, the right to peaceful assembly and the rest of the First Amendment, and… Continue

Sooooo…..I’ve been busy proving an interesting phenomenon: Why painters are often alcoholics (look it up, it’s true, I swear!). It’s a very simple answer, but I thought that I’d do a little

photo-illustrated essay. Last Friday, while in the midst of having a

Star Wars Marathon with a certain Good Little Boy who did ALL his

homework for the week early (keep it up, boy, we’ve got two and a half

more movies to go, plus the bonus reels!), I thought I’d start painting

my…

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I'll admit it, even thought I don't link to I Can Has Cheezburger?, I am completely addicted to it. So...without further adieu, here are some home-made LOLZ for you. Because we haven't had a good cat-centric post here in quite some time. And heaven knows, what the world needs now is a WHOLE BUNCH OF PURPOSELY MIS-SPELLED CAPTIONED PICTURES OF MY CATS. Or at least things could lighten up around here already, what with the posts about… Continue

I have so much to tell you all - such capers have ensued since my last post (by the way: I'm happy for the comments Jordan got. And waiting for the rest of you all to go ahead and show up with casseroles

and nice notes for him. Cough, hint, cough) that I feel as though

bullet points are my only option. Fear the bullet points, for they

could contain all manner of nonsense. So here's a mass re-cap, if you

will, of what we've been up to lately at Casa de Chock…

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