Don't eat my food, little girl!

Where do you live:

PoVegas, NY

Relationship Status:

Single

About Me:

not wealthy, not educated, not suave or clean. I live in a dirty little city and my life goals are to avoid losing my private parts to a blender or a pit bull. I like giving firm handshakes and saying partially ridiculous things like "Spread that on your biscuit!"

Website:

http://svcblog.blogspot.com

Age:

27

How long have you been blogging:

around 900 days

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!"

finding something innane to read while they avoid their boss, teacher, roomates, boyfriends, girlfriends, homeless people, presidents, police officers, parents, stalkers, dogs, cats, viruses, green vegetables, and responsibility.

What makes you different from other bloggers?

I'm pretty sure that out of the 3+ million blogs in all the countries of the world that someone's blog is similar to mine.