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England is well known for having terrible weather, right? It seems the sun is always hiding behind the clouds, even down in the south where I live. The past two summers have been terrible but even so, I've noticed a trait in English men that cracks me up to no end.



If there is a glimmer, a single ray of sunlight coming from the sky they quickly rip their shirts off, clammy white skin glowing for all the world to see. Back in America, it seemed that only confident men would walk… Continue

I've been a bit MIA lately. It's not for lack of interest, but the past two months I've been having some absolutely mind-ripping headaches. Come to find out, I was having a pretty serious reaction to some medication! I couldn't stand to look at a computer screen for more than 5 minutes at a time...so writing was well out of the question. I'm one of those people who, if it weren't for modern medicine, would've been weeded out of the gene pool long long ago. I'm allergic to EVERYTHING and… Continue

So in one of the more bizzare moments of my life, I just had a little Truman Show-esque moment. I declared war on the filthy shower, pulled out the Tilex, read the directions and got to killing some mildew. I sprayed everything down, let it sit for a few minutes and when I came back....



...the mildew was all gone!! I mean, I didn't have to scrub or anything!!



So picture the scene with me walking out in disbelief to J., yellow cleaning gloves dripping and proudly… Continue