-I envy people who can peel an entire orange without having to break the peels into pieces
-I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl. the one who twirls around in her pretty, pretty princess dress bare foot or in sneakers. and will sing to anyone while using their hands as my mic. or dance with anyone and use them as my pole/chair or other creative object that deserve to be danced on.
-I will obsess over rainbows and want things to be pretty but will jump in mud for no reason other than it looks fun.
-I'm not afraid to take a bottle to your head or a spoon to your heart.
-No one steals my sunshine, not even Mr. Raincloud. If they try I make their lives hell. purposely.
-I'd rather do an autopsy on a corpse then debone a fish or skin a chicken. -I've developed a serious obsession with cooking to justify my bigger obsession with food.
-I literally laugh every time I see the Gary Takes a Bath episode of Spongebob Squarepants
-There is a gay, fat Italian man who moonlights as a queen bursting inside of me waiting to come out
-Food is my life... so much that I dream about it and it makes me fat and happy
-If there were no music in life, I'd commit myself
for at least 5 years but I'm fickle and delete things easily... however, I'm back
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I think I'm in love. Welcome Mira and I absolutely love neologisms, random insanity, rainbows and sunshine, gay men, fruit cups, run on sentences, grown women who can sometimes be as hyper as a five year old on a sugar rush, insight, and So You Think You Can Dance. Therefore, I'm sure I've found a soul mate in you. (I promise I'm joking). Welcome to 20sb!
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