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Thing 1: I am from an upperclass white suburb of Boston, but I

developed an accent growing up because I wanted to sound cool like my

cousins from Southie and it still comes out occasionally.





Thing 2: In 8th grade I… Continue

This post comes to you later than I intended, but I challenge ANYONE to cook ANYTHING after 4 of these:







Oh, good times!



As promised, I went with a Hawaiian theme this week to prepare for… Continue

1. "Throw rocks in the pond and make ripples. Are you stupid? Not like that!"



2. "The director wants those cows in the shot. We only have a permit to shoot over here. Inconspicuously stampede the herd toward camera… Continue

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