77 Things you may not know about me...

1. I am diagnosed as mentally ill

2. I hate bullshit and cannot tolerate it.

3. I cannot lie even if my life depended upon it.

4. I got engaged at the age of 17.

5. My ex-husband remains one of the best friends I've ever had.

6. I watched my Dad die the day after my 12th Birthday - I was holding his hand. When he passed away I brushed his hair so that he still looked nice when he was taken away.

7. My mum had an affair for 10 years and I had to keep this secret from my dad. I later found out that he knew all along.

8. I love to learn.

9. I got away with murder at school with the male teachers coz I was such a cheeky little minx

10. I used to model as a child.

11. I have a obsession with Tony Robinson's voice and once went to a 'Night with Tony Robinson' just so I could listen to his voice.

12. I love black and white movies. If a film 'looks' like it should be in black and white but isn't, then I turn the colour off.

13. I can't be touched in the crook of my elbow, it makes me heave.

14. I make the finest, campest cupcakes known to mankind.

15. I am an avid fan of 'The brazillian Wax'.

16. The seedy bits of tomatoes makes me feel a little ill.

17. I love the sound of mushrooms being chopped.

18. I once walked in on my boyfriend sleeping with his ex-girlfriend. The following weekend she approached me in the club and gave me a rose. We made out whilst he looked on in disbelief...

19. I am bisexual.

20. I have done extensive research and have personal experience that generally girls kiss better than boys.

21. Every time I hear 'Sweet Home Alabama' I do a goofy little jig.

22. I sing my heart out in the car every morning and it makes me feel great.

23. I have never forgiven Lisa for getting the role of Little Drummer Boy in the school production, it was my voice that was awesome, not hers.

24. I bust my hymen on a stall reaching for a chocolate bar when I was 4 years old (no permanent damage!)

25. I know the drummer from Pink Floyd.

26. The album '3 Sides to Every Story' by Extreme got me through my marriage break-up.

27. I am awesome at oral sex.

28. Peppers are my nemesis.

29. I can dance til the cows come home.

30. If I get baked bean juice on my hand, I can't just wipe it, I have to wash them thoroughly.

31. I want to be accepted.

32. I don't give a damn what you think.

33. I am a constant contradiction.

34. I once had to apologise to all the guests at my friends wedding after I 'Grease' swung a rugby player with my freakish petite strength and up-ended a table with £100' s worth of drinks on it.

35. I love tulips - they remind me of a rare memory that I have of my dad.

36. School was the best days of my life, I would give anything to be that happy again.

37. My first love went on holiday, came home and announced that he'd met someone. They were married several months later. She divorced him several months after. I laughed.

38. I like toast stamps.

39. I feel at home in Manhattan.

40. I need to get out of this country before it drives me fully insane!

41. I cannot live without rock music. Seriously.

42. I feel naked if my nails aren't painted in some form of black-cherry coloured polish.

43. I am attracted to quirky looking guys.

44. I am attracted to slutty-looking hot girls.

45. Guyliner should be made compulsory.

46. I am one hell of a hip-hop dancer.

47. I like to blow raspberries on my cat's tummy.

48. I have major issues with my mum but have kept smiling and acting like everything is fine for the past 27 years.

49. Even though we didn't get on when I was a kid, I think if my Dad was alive now we'd be the best of friends.

50. When my mum's 'bit on the side' died last year I didn't cry.

51. I used to adore my family until they judged me. Now I think I'm better off without them.

52. I am thoughtful to a point that it freaks people out.

53. I have an addictive personality.

54. I once spent a thousand dollars on a painting coz it was 'nice'.

55. I like art work that looks like it's been done by a pre-schooler.

56. I bought a bass guitar whilst manic. Her name is Lola and I love her. I have played her 4 times.

57. I love to take road trips.

58. Whilst on night-time road trips I like to listen to the song 'I drove all night' by Roy Orbison.

59. I imitate people all the time. I am a born mimic and have always found the need to copy accents.

60. I love to drive SUV's but could never justify buying one.

61. I have an obsession with bumble bee's. I have one tattooed on my stomach.

62. I used to have 13 body piercings.

63. I orgasm in my sleep.

64. I have the most vivid and bizarre dreams.

65. I nearly died last Christmas.

66. I have no brothers or sisters, so as a result want to have a bunch of kids.

67. I think it is damaging for a single parent to treat their kid as a confidant as opposed to being a nurturing parent. It WILL fuck the kid up for life. Trust me.

68. I feel uncomfortable when my mum's German boyfriend walks past me in the buff first thing in the morning if I ever stay over at hers.

69. Is a great bedroom activity ;0)

70. I love to design interiors. I am good at it.

71. I am loyal to a fault.

72. I give too many 2nd, 3rd and 4th chances. I need to stop doing this.

73. I think haggis is awesome, I don't care what it is!

74. I have a tendency to get hit on by barmen and wait staff whenever my boyfriend/husband of the time is in the bathroom. This has happened in several cities now. In fact the guy in Manhattan was smokin'!

75. I know for a fact that pepsi or coke tastes better if you rinse the glass in cold water, don't dry it and then pour in the soda.

76. During a suicidal episode last year I got back from a club and fell into bed sobbing. I took my antipsychotics and sat with the rest of the pack clutched in my hand contemplating ending all. The meds kicked in and I passed out before I could go through with it, ha ha. I woke up in bed feeling confused, hungover and wondering why my bed was full of pills.

77. I am turned on by ice-hockey players.