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Clue To Evolution From Fish? No, It’s Not Tuna. But It’s Friday’s Eve, Bishes. Woot Woot.
Good mawning, bishes.
I wish you all a silky and simple Friday's eve, yet perplexing and brainleg spreading, nonetheless.
This is a Mangrove Rivulus. We have discovered that this fish can live out of water for months at a time.
Jesus was not available for comment, but could only light a Cuban, turn his nose up, and kill a perfectly healthy banker in the dead center of North Dakota by crossing his legs.
"These animals live in an environment that is similar to conditions that existed millions of year ago, when animals began making the transition from water onto land," she added.
Surviving on land is not the only unusual behavior exhibited by the fish. They have both testes and ovaries and essentially clone themselves by laying their own, already fertilized eggs.
"This is probably the coolest fish around, not only do they have a very bizarre sex life, but they really don't meet standard behavioral criteria for fishes," said Taylor in a summary of his paper.
© Reuters
source
Coolest fish around?
While reading that, all I could think was "Hermaphrodite Lesbians....Hermaphrodite Lesbians....Hermaphrodite Lesbians........"
but then I realized that lesbians are essential to our existence......like organic spaghetti.....and penis shaped pasta.
Or maybe I was thinking about fish, not lesbians.
It makes no difference.
Moving on,
Weather
Today,
cooler than yesterday with a high of stoned like a secret agent on a failed mission by two oh five,
kinda makes rushhour more tolerable when i drink and drive, but then i think of you and realize that yourtitties love is too valuable for me to not arrive alive.
Tonight,
a low of freshly spanked babies and/or monkeys depending on where you're sitting when the tv starts acting kinda funny, don't worry, it's just me climbing the tower dressed like a furry, with just enough time to shoot the gun of my own fear into God's rear and salivate upon looking at the interstate sign advertising whiskey and beer.
Freeball
a tentative yes
is a sensitive test
in which we question life
more than a hundred dollar bill
with a million answers
looking for an honest wife
in the planning involved
when not planning anything
living randomly
we open ourselves up
to new things
so before you board the plane
don't be sad in knowing
we could never touch hands
due to an unknown name
never washed away
when you wrote it in the sand
i would die in vain
if it meant i'd smile
and warm your face
but you'll probably meet somebody
before our unplanned trip to space
and if you're happy
then know
i always wanted it that way
me?
not hit ya with a deepness ever again?
[clears throat]
you've got to be fuckin kiddin, men.
and ladies,
i love you not for what you can do for me, but mostly for what you can't.
clint
Used Condoms As Hair Bands= STDS =Hilarious=Asia=An Apology To An Ex-Girlfriend + HIV Test Posted
Good mawning, my little wastes of perfectly good lane space during rush hour.
I hope this Hump Day finds you exceptionally well with one toe dipped in something they'd applaud in hell like a naughty thought or imagining you faked another orgasm without getting caught.
I bet that hit a little too close to home for some of you.
I apologize on behalf of my brothers who suck in bed and....usually.....in life as well.
Remember,
For every pud pulled, another pud's extended.......
or maybe that's for every hand shook.....eh....fuck it....
Moving on,
I'm guessing she's either promoting her boyfriend's balloon shaping clown show, going to a church function, getting a train ran on her down at the city park's east restroom stalls, likes the attention, can't afford birth control, or according to my penis,
she's doing all the aforementioned. And my penis's observations are more accurate than our governments, so let's move on.
From The "You CanNOT Make This Shit Up" Department:
BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China, threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday.
In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said.
"These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ... threatening the health of local people," it said.
Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.
"People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.
A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 fen (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said.
A government official was quoted as saying recycling condoms was illegal.
China's manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets.
In response, it launched a public relations blitz this summer aimed at playing up efforts to strengthen monitoring systems.
Don't buy your hair bands at Wal-mart, people.
Remember the fucking toys.....
Holy.Shit.
Imagine the thought of your wife putting some little asian guy's entrails of kungfu yogurt to her lips as she pulled her beautiful, long mane of expensively treated hair into a ponytail?
"People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.
Notice, that Mr. Dong(sometimes, the asians just make it too easy for assholes like me) didn't advise people to not put their hair into a "plait" or "bun" because he's out to capitalize on the poor misfortune of young girls or should I say sluts, who've contracted an STD and tried to blame it on their ponytail holder.
And who the hell puts their hair into a "bun"?
The last time I fantasized about spewing my secret of immortality inside of an Amish girl was like......I dunno......at least.......a couple of seconds ago.
Weather
Today,
The warmth accompanies the moisture, as usual, when speaking of the crotch on my old lady, Rain. This is Alabama. What we lack in brain, we make up for in weather resembling that of a fat man's buffet plate. A little of this and a little of that. I talked to my love, Rain, and she said that her outbreak is over, the valtrex is filled, and she's ready to hum "the wheels on the bus" with mr. bojangles in her mouth at some point this afternoon. Don't worry, I don't just receive, but I give, too. Like two fingers caressing a tiny pearl spoon. Even when I'm not in full glare, I'm there, inside your mind's big room....I loom.
Tonight,
If my mood's like the temperature, then fill out the release form, clearly date and put your signature. A twenty degree drop between when you made your bed and when my smile enters your head....tonight....a wine bottle prefers moonlight in lieu of the fake light a poor soul exudes.
If you need me, i'll be in the afterglow, shivering, drinking, singing the rain's left me again blues.
freeball from last night
my hands always managed to get shitty
drunk and slur when you're around
autumn's table is set
it doesn't bother me
aware i haven't kissed you yet
only way you can tell
is because everything outside
isn't upside down
wind's blowing upward
forcing the sins up
and the prayers stick to a ceiling fan
one speed an undying need
a surprise that you miss me
your friends talk
tired of listening
you want to see me
deciding between dress or pants
i hate to let you down baby
but this ain't no reality show
you had your chance
give me a reason to love you and you'll never find yourself on the up of a let
d
o
w
n,
clit
You’d Never Guess Who Surfs More Porn....Even More Than Me/ Weather/BIRD SEX?
Good mawning, souls of seldom signatures sacrificed soberly sans sunshine seating swimming soundly somewhere somehow sprouting sonically, yet silent
if assimilation were masturbation.......
anyways, speaking of which....
Who do you think watches the most porn?
From a media outlet in North Dakota, I bring you the funny....er I mean...scary....errr I mean....hilariously disturbing hypocrisy. Grab hold of something. It's not as good as the erotic story I wrote(which I'll gladly send to you...just message me..ladies), but it's still pretty hot....but hot in a sick way.....unlike my erotic story which is a tale of hot animalistic passionhardcore sexy time and butterfly kisses that Jesus blessed himself. I shut up now and bring you....the shock...the horror....FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF "TELL ME SOMETHING I DIDN'T ASSUME WHEN STONED":
Despite all their protestations of piety and clean living as well as their condemnation of anything they deem to be "Unislamic" it seems that our friends from the Religion of Peace have a keen desire to dive right in to internet porn
In fact, it looks like they surf porn more than anyone else. I've highlighted some of their favorite internet, er, hobbies:
Arabic is the 2nd most common language that is used to search for "gay sex." It's the number one language for search involving "sexy." As you can see in that same graph, Iran is at 3 and Egypt is at 4, listed under regions where search on "sexy" was most conducted.
Arabic is the 2nd most common language that is used to search for "gay man." The countries that most search for this is currently Malaysia (1) and Indonesia (2). For "gay girl," Arabic is also the 2nd most common language
For "child porn," Turkey is the 2nd country where this is most searched. Turkish is the 1 language used
Turkey has one of the most searches for the word "porno." Morocco is at 5. Turkish is 1 language used to conduct the search in. Indonesia is currently 1 country that search for the word "vagina."
Turkey is not an Arab country, nor are some of the other countries I listed. But they are Muslim, so I thought the findings were fascinating to say the least. All of this information is not in the least bit shocking, but it's quite ironic.
Oh, those naughty, naughty boys. Covering their women while they surf porn with sweaty-eyed gusto. And here are some more fun filled facts about our sexually repressed representatives of the Religion of Peace:
Egypt is currently 1 for "fat sex."
Pakistan, Morocco, Turkey and Egypt are at the top of the list when it comes to "animal sex."
For "children sex," Pakistan is at 1, Egypt 2 and Iran 3. The most common languages used to conduct the search in are Arabic and Turkish
For "sexy child," Pakistan is 1, followed by Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Turkey. Common languages are Persian, Arabic, and Turkish
For "homo sex," Indonesia is 1, Morocco is at 6
For "rape," Pakistan is at 1. Malaysia is at 3
For "bird sex," Egypt is at 1. (Come ON!)
©KXMB www.kxmb.com
Bird sex?
Finally, I have something in common with Egypt. Everytime I see a friendly feathered hottie, my pants get tight and my sexy gets sexier.
How do you screw a bird? Or is it that they like to watch birds have sex? Do birds have sex?
I'd watch birds screw. A few legaland illegal substances, some chairs, and birds swapping gravy sounds like a nice Sunday afternoon after the sermon if you ask me. I know ya feel me. Whether you'd like to admit it or not.
However,
I don't know if I'd be able to slap a bird in the face with my pecker without laughing.....same thing with my cousin.....you connect the dots.
Weather
Today,
a chance of moisture from my mistress, but only 30 percent which means she'll probably leave me blueballs which I deserve due to the fact that the last time she was in town, I gave her bluewalls because I went out of town away from her sprinkled juice that can sometimes grab me, hang me like a noose, never lets me loose, it's love without the wanted but never gotten, a strange, yet good kind of abuse.
Tonight,
a low of undeniable loneliness topped off with a bottle of lost lovers and invisible medals of honor you once wore....shortly after the war that faded like a stubborn cold sore. There's a nippley nippyness in store in regards to the air and you, if you choose, to walk around bare...some where besides my head.
killing ya with a kooshiness,
clit
Monday is the new turquoise. Fine Line Between Christ and Crook. Oh, and I hate you.
Good mawning, bishes.
The weekend has not ended for me....I got to get online with one of my phone friends, record some voice talent, drop it like it's hot and then I'm going to lunch.....at a bar.....because I didn't go Friday and Monday deserved it more. She convinced me of this in the car......in the most elegant and ladylike of ways. Drugs are not endorsed, but in some cases, enforced.
Go to Church?
How much does your preacher make?
He should work for free. Didn't Jesus?
Wednesday and Sunday.
"Preparing for a sermon" is the equivalent of me preparing for a date with this super hot chick. The reverend could say he's "tightening up his game" and it's the same thing.
Don't agree?
Blow me.
Moving on,
ATLANTA --
An Atlanta megachurch took in $69 million in 2006, according to a financial statement the church's minister released in response to a Senate investigation into him and five other well-known televangelists.
The Rev. Creflo Dollar disclosed the World Changers Church International's financial information to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, but said the money he spends is his own.
Dollar said his income comes from personal investments, including businesses and real estate ventures. But the church gave him a Rolls Royce, which he mainly uses for special occasions, he said.
"Without a doubt, my life is not average," he said. "But I'd like to say, just because it is excessive doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong."
Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, the top Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, launched an investigation into the finances of six ministers after hearing reports of some preachers' lavish and opulent lifestyles. In a letter last week, he requested answers by Dec. 6 to questions about their executive compensation and amenities, including use of fancy cars and private jets.
Besides Dollar, the letters were sent to faith healer Benny Hinn, Kenneth and Gloria Copeland of Texas, David and Joyce Meyer of Missouri, Randy and Paula White of Florida and Bishop Eddie Long of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Ga.
Dollar questioned the investigation's focus on religious groups. The minister is among the religious leaders who preach the "prosperity gospel," the teaching that God will shower faithful followers with material riches. But he said he uses only his personal finances to pay for his luxuries.
"My lifestyle does not come out of the church's bank account," he said.
Freeball for Monsuckday
erase all previous bets
give me love
only thing
i haven't laid with yet
i'm working a new song where that's the chorus....but who really gives a sonic queef....right?
Weather
Today,
a high of seriously buzzing for you, lady, like a man that gave you one hundred dollars after you said he looked shady. My words and my sunshine have been on you like crazy. Those leaves tickling your ears and feet. I've instructed nature.....send you your soul's candy which is mostly found in autumn. And yes, it's yours to keep. Just let me know if I've gone too deep.
Tonight,
a low of feeling content with a collapsed tent and a 10 dollar bill short of your interest's rent. As if you'd really think I'd repent when you know I'm jaded bound and hellbent as I smell anything that contains your scent before i return to my original self, a barely noticeable bumper's dent.
you wish you could, but i am me and you are you and that's why things are the way they are not only from afar but as close and as most as your indubitable eyes can foreclose, enclose, you should've chose when the opportunity arose now it's you that's outside sniffling in the cold.
boofuckinghoo sometimes mean ilovesyou in this language i made up called me+you.
clint
Good mawning, bishes.
I wish you all a silky and simple Friday's eve, yet perplexing and brain
This is a Mangrove Rivulus. We have discovered that this fish can live out of water for months at a time.
Jesus was not available for comment, but could only light a Cuban, turn his nose up, and kill a perfectly healthy banker in the dead center of North Dakota by crossing his legs.
"These animals live in an environment that is similar to conditions that existed millions of year ago, when animals began making the transition from water onto land," she added.
Surviving on land is not the only unusual behavior exhibited by the fish. They have both testes and ovaries and essentially clone themselves by laying their own, already fertilized eggs.
"This is probably the coolest fish around, not only do they have a very bizarre sex life, but they really don't meet standard behavioral criteria for fishes," said Taylor in a summary of his paper.
© Reuters
source
Coolest fish around?
While reading that, all I could think was "Hermaphrodite Lesbians....Hermaphrodite Lesbians....Hermaphrodite Lesbians........"
but then I realized that lesbians are essential to our existence......like organic spaghetti.....and penis shaped pasta.
Or maybe I was thinking about fish, not lesbians.
It makes no difference.
Moving on,
Weather
Today,
cooler than yesterday with a high of stoned like a secret agent on a failed mission by two oh five,
kinda makes rushhour more tolerable when i drink and drive, but then i think of you and realize that your
Tonight,
a low of freshly spanked babies and/or monkeys depending on where you're sitting when the tv starts acting kinda funny, don't worry, it's just me climbing the tower dressed like a furry, with just enough time to shoot the gun of my own fear into God's rear and salivate upon looking at the interstate sign advertising whiskey and beer.
Freeball
a tentative yes
is a sensitive test
in which we question life
more than a hundred dollar bill
with a million answers
looking for an honest wife
in the planning involved
when not planning anything
living randomly
we open ourselves up
to new things
so before you board the plane
don't be sad in knowing
we could never touch hands
due to an unknown name
never washed away
when you wrote it in the sand
i would die in vain
if it meant i'd smile
and warm your face
but you'll probably meet somebody
before our unplanned trip to space
and if you're happy
then know
i always wanted it that way
me?
not hit ya with a deepness ever again?
[clears throat]
you've got to be fuckin kiddin, men.
and ladies,
i love you not for what you can do for me, but mostly for what you can't.
clint
Used Condoms As Hair Bands= STDS =Hilarious=Asia=An Apology To An Ex-Girlfriend + HIV Test Posted
Good mawning, my little wastes of perfectly good lane space during rush hour.
I hope this Hump Day finds you exceptionally well with one toe dipped in something they'd applaud in hell like a naughty thought or imagining you faked another orgasm without getting caught.
I bet that hit a little too close to home for some of you.
I apologize on behalf of my brothers who suck in bed and....usually.....in life as well.
Remember,
For every pud pulled, another pud's extended.......
or maybe that's for every hand shook.....eh....fuck it....
Moving on,
I'm guessing she's either promoting her boyfriend's balloon shaping clown show, going to a church function, getting a train ran on her down at the city park's east restroom stalls, likes the attention, can't afford birth control, or according to my penis,
she's doing all the aforementioned. And my penis's observations are more accurate than our governments, so let's move on.
From The "You CanNOT Make This Shit Up" Department:
BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China, threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday.
In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said.
"These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ... threatening the health of local people," it said.
Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.
"People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.
A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 fen (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said.
A government official was quoted as saying recycling condoms was illegal.
China's manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets.
In response, it launched a public relations blitz this summer aimed at playing up efforts to strengthen monitoring systems.
Don't buy your hair bands at Wal-mart, people.
Remember the fucking toys.....
Holy.Shit.
Imagine the thought of your wife putting some little asian guy's entrails of kungfu yogurt to her lips as she pulled her beautiful, long mane of expensively treated hair into a ponytail?
"People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.
Notice, that Mr. Dong(sometimes, the asians just make it too easy for assholes like me) didn't advise people to not put their hair into a "plait" or "bun" because he's out to capitalize on the poor misfortune of young girls or should I say sluts, who've contracted an STD and tried to blame it on their ponytail holder.
And who the hell puts their hair into a "bun"?
The last time I fantasized about spewing my secret of immortality inside of an Amish girl was like......I dunno......at least.......a couple of seconds ago.
Weather
Today,
The warmth accompanies the moisture, as usual, when speaking of the crotch on my old lady, Rain. This is Alabama. What we lack in brain, we make up for in weather resembling that of a fat man's buffet plate. A little of this and a little of that. I talked to my love, Rain, and she said that her outbreak is over, the valtrex is filled, and she's ready to hum "the wheels on the bus" with mr. bojangles in her mouth at some point this afternoon. Don't worry, I don't just receive, but I give, too. Like two fingers caressing a tiny pearl spoon. Even when I'm not in full glare, I'm there, inside your mind's big room....I loom.
Tonight,
If my mood's like the temperature, then fill out the release form, clearly date and put your signature. A twenty degree drop between when you made your bed and when my smile enters your head....tonight....a wine bottle prefers moonlight in lieu of the fake light a poor soul exudes.
If you need me, i'll be in the afterglow, shivering, drinking, singing the rain's left me again blues.
freeball from last night
my hands always managed to get shitty
drunk and slur when you're around
autumn's table is set
it doesn't bother me
aware i haven't kissed you yet
only way you can tell
is because everything outside
isn't upside down
wind's blowing upward
forcing the sins up
and the prayers stick to a ceiling fan
one speed an undying need
a surprise that you miss me
your friends talk
tired of listening
you want to see me
deciding between dress or pants
i hate to let you down baby
but this ain't no reality show
you had your chance
give me a reason to love you and you'll never find yourself on the up of a let
d
o
w
n,
clit
You’d Never Guess Who Surfs More Porn....Even More Than Me/ Weather/BIRD SEX?
Good mawning, souls of seldom signatures sacrificed soberly sans sunshine seating swimming soundly somewhere somehow sprouting sonically, yet silent
if assimilation were masturbation.......
anyways, speaking of which....
Who do you think watches the most porn?
From a media outlet in North Dakota, I bring you the funny....er I mean...scary....errr I mean....hilariously disturbing hypocrisy. Grab hold of something. It's not as good as the erotic story I wrote
Despite all their protestations of piety and clean living as well as their condemnation of anything they deem to be "Unislamic" it seems that our friends from the Religion of Peace have a keen desire to dive right in to internet porn
In fact, it looks like they surf porn more than anyone else. I've highlighted some of their favorite internet, er, hobbies:
Arabic is the 2nd most common language that is used to search for "gay sex." It's the number one language for search involving "sexy." As you can see in that same graph, Iran is at 3 and Egypt is at 4, listed under regions where search on "sexy" was most conducted.
Arabic is the 2nd most common language that is used to search for "gay man." The countries that most search for this is currently Malaysia (1) and Indonesia (2). For "gay girl," Arabic is also the 2nd most common language
For "child porn," Turkey is the 2nd country where this is most searched. Turkish is the 1 language used
Turkey has one of the most searches for the word "porno." Morocco is at 5. Turkish is 1 language used to conduct the search in. Indonesia is currently 1 country that search for the word "vagina."
Turkey is not an Arab country, nor are some of the other countries I listed. But they are Muslim, so I thought the findings were fascinating to say the least. All of this information is not in the least bit shocking, but it's quite ironic.
Oh, those naughty, naughty boys. Covering their women while they surf porn with sweaty-eyed gusto. And here are some more fun filled facts about our sexually repressed representatives of the Religion of Peace:
Egypt is currently 1 for "fat sex."
Pakistan, Morocco, Turkey and Egypt are at the top of the list when it comes to "animal sex."
For "children sex," Pakistan is at 1, Egypt 2 and Iran 3. The most common languages used to conduct the search in are Arabic and Turkish
For "sexy child," Pakistan is 1, followed by Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Turkey. Common languages are Persian, Arabic, and Turkish
For "homo sex," Indonesia is 1, Morocco is at 6
For "rape," Pakistan is at 1. Malaysia is at 3
For "bird sex," Egypt is at 1. (Come ON!)
©KXMB www.kxmb.com
Bird sex?
Finally, I have something in common with Egypt. Everytime I see a friendly feathered hottie, my pants get tight and my sexy gets sexier.
How do you screw a bird? Or is it that they like to watch birds have sex? Do birds have sex?
I'd watch birds screw. A few legal
However,
I don't know if I'd be able to slap a bird in the face with my pecker without laughing.....same thing with my cousin.....you connect the dots.
Weather
Today,
a chance of moisture from my mistress, but only 30 percent which means she'll probably leave me blueballs which I deserve due to the fact that the last time she was in town, I gave her bluewalls because I went out of town away from her sprinkled juice that can sometimes grab me, hang me like a noose, never lets me loose, it's love without the wanted but never gotten, a strange, yet good kind of abuse.
Tonight,
a low of undeniable loneliness topped off with a bottle of lost lovers and invisible medals of honor you once wore....shortly after the war that faded like a stubborn cold sore. There's a nippley nippyness in store in regards to the air and you, if you choose, to walk around bare...some where besides my head.
killing ya with a kooshiness,
clit
Monday is the new turquoise. Fine Line Between Christ and Crook. Oh, and I hate you.
Good mawning, bishes.
The weekend has not ended for me....I got to get online with one of my phone friends, record some voice talent, drop it like it's hot and then I'm going to lunch.....at a bar.....because I didn't go Friday and Monday deserved it more. She convinced me of this in the car......in the most elegant and ladylike of ways. Drugs are not endorsed, but in some cases, enforced.
Go to Church?
How much does your preacher make?
He should work for free. Didn't Jesus?
Wednesday and Sunday.
"Preparing for a sermon" is the equivalent of me preparing for a date with this super hot chick. The reverend could say he's "tightening up his game" and it's the same thing.
Don't agree?
Blow me.
Moving on,
ATLANTA --
An Atlanta megachurch took in $69 million in 2006, according to a financial statement the church's minister released in response to a Senate investigation into him and five other well-known televangelists.
The Rev. Creflo Dollar disclosed the World Changers Church International's financial information to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, but said the money he spends is his own.
Dollar said his income comes from personal investments, including businesses and real estate ventures. But the church gave him a Rolls Royce, which he mainly uses for special occasions, he said.
"Without a doubt, my life is not average," he said. "But I'd like to say, just because it is excessive doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong."
Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, the top Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, launched an investigation into the finances of six ministers after hearing reports of some preachers' lavish and opulent lifestyles. In a letter last week, he requested answers by Dec. 6 to questions about their executive compensation and amenities, including use of fancy cars and private jets.
Besides Dollar, the letters were sent to faith healer Benny Hinn, Kenneth and Gloria Copeland of Texas, David and Joyce Meyer of Missouri, Randy and Paula White of Florida and Bishop Eddie Long of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Ga.
Dollar questioned the investigation's focus on religious groups. The minister is among the religious leaders who preach the "prosperity gospel," the teaching that God will shower faithful followers with material riches. But he said he uses only his personal finances to pay for his luxuries.
"My lifestyle does not come out of the church's bank account," he said.
Freeball for Monsuckday
erase all previous bets
give me love
only thing
i haven't laid with yet
i'm working a new song where that's the chorus....but who really gives a sonic queef....right?
Weather
Today,
a high of seriously buzzing for you, lady, like a man that gave you one hundred dollars after you said he looked shady. My words and my sunshine have been on you like crazy. Those leaves tickling your ears and feet. I've instructed nature.....send you your soul's candy which is mostly found in autumn. And yes, it's yours to keep. Just let me know if I've gone too deep.
Tonight,
a low of feeling content with a collapsed tent and a 10 dollar bill short of your interest's rent. As if you'd really think I'd repent when you know I'm jaded bound and hellbent as I smell anything that contains your scent before i return to my original self, a barely noticeable bumper's dent.
you wish you could, but i am me and you are you and that's why things are the way they are not only from afar but as close and as most as your indubitable eyes can foreclose, enclose, you should've chose when the opportunity arose now it's you that's outside sniffling in the cold.
boofuckinghoo sometimes mean ilovesyou in this language i made up called me+you.
clint
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