A girls biggest fear: EPT Test.

Not me, My roomate. DUH! But believe me I was scared too! I might have been scared for the wrong reasons though. I was thinking like, "Who am I gonna hang out and drink with now?", "I don't want a baby crying at night waking me up!" and "Oh, at least I get to wear all of her clothes when she starts getting bigger." But back to her, I've never seen her more scared than all of the twenty years I've known her. She was more scared than the time she was in jail for a DUI.
So earlier I was at home sitting on the couch watching Maury with my cousin, Aaron and then our cousin (my roomate) Erica storms in the house slams the door and flops down on the couch. Aaron is like, "What's wrong with you?" and she throws a CVS bag at him, he looks inside it and he's like "Ew!" and I look at it and i'm like, "It's just a prenancy test dummy" and then it hits me, it's a pregnancy test! I'm like what happened, OMG, Go take it, go take it. She goes to the bathroom, comes out, we're both pacing back and forth, trying to list the positive and negatives, and what she's gonna do. Aaron is all happy talking about he hopes that it's a boy and that they can have matching outfits. I get happy then, I love Baby Gap they have the cutest clothes, and then Aaron and I both start talking about who sells cute baby clothes and how we should go get some stuff tonight. Erica starts looking disgusted, like she's about to throw up. We stop. Finally the three minutes are up we all run into the bathroom, and I guess thankfully it's negative. Erica is relieved, i'm kinda relieved and Aaron is dissapointed. A beautiful let down.