At the Cinema

Hey all. I noticed that I haven't blogged in a week. I will keep my commitment.

Anyway, for whatever reason, I've seen quite a few movies recently (relative to how often I usually go). Please silence your cell phones for the following Tweetable movie reviews and summaries for what I've seen so far:

HANNAH MONTANA: Average looking teen star lobotomizes audience with mediocre voice and plot. Little girls ecstatic.

STAR TREK: Well-acted, suspenseful update makes Star Wars fanboy give shit. Also, appears that racism is defeated in future. Lookin forward.

TRANSFORMERS 2: Large, complicated, glittery, exploding CGI alien robot penis rapes ear through eye for 2 1/2 hrs. On IMAX screen.

UP: Egg-shaped Azn wilderness scout befriends old man that reminds everyone of me; also bird, dog. Punctuates hilarity with bitter tears.

THE HANGOVER: Paging Dr. Faggot! Not you, fat Jesus! There. Now you have no reason to go see the movie.

And now, your feature presentation (scroll down and read other posts).