College?

Ok, so I consider myself a reasonable guy, right? But I tell you, this whole college of business thing is starting to get on my fucking nerves. I mean, wtf? Here we are paying good money for some stuffy, dust covered, moth-eaten-sweater-wearing-teacher to tell us how to be successful? Excuse me, but teaching ain’t exactly “making it”, you know? What’s the saying…”Those who can’t do – teach.” All I’m saying is where are the REAL business-men and women at cause they sure as shit aren’t teaching here! Or at least in the classroom, I should say. Yeah, maybe they are here on campus afterall…hundreds of Coke machines , text books (making you buy a “new” edition every year), shitty cafeteria food that costs a fortune, t-shirt makers selling the same tired school slogans to a new bunch of freshmen saps, parking tickets. Yeah, school’s big business. It’s a nice “symbiotic” (thanks Biology 101!) relationship they got here don’t they…fleecing us while brainwashing us into joining their work force and becoming their fucking bitch. Corporate shit!