Going to Hooters when you have TITS!!!!! As per my friend Jax. It's a must read

Ok I was going to post a link to my friends blog here tonight because of our wonderful girls night out to dinner. If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm. But instead I am just going to paste her wonderful words below so you can get a peak into the awe of being a woman in some what a man's world. So read and enjoy and comment if you like. It is ever so entertaining.

Going to Hooters when you have TITS!!!!!


Hmmm hooters... good wings... good food... and now the knowledge of unreasonable prices... but service. Now we have all heard that the service at Hooters is outstanding... they are always there to service your every need... well I have a theory about all this.

#1... you get great service if you have a dick and balls... hell you could just have a dick... or just some balls... or hell how about you just dress up and make people believe that you are a man... if you look like you have testosterone (did i spell that big long word correctly????) running through your body then you will get good service... the reason for this is because unless you happen to find the waitress that is a lesbian or she believes you to be (which just because you are a woman and go to Hooters does not mean that you are looking at the women)... they can not flirt with you... or hell they just dont want to flirt with... therefore because they cant flaunt themselves in front of you they believe that they can not get good tips from you... so therefore the service that you receive is... hmmm what is that word... ahhh yes... SHIT!!!!!

Okay... now to explain... Mel, Jessica and myself, went to Hooters this evening... where for some odd reason we had to wait a wonderful 15 minutes before we were even asked what we wanted to drink... okay then we get our drinks but we arent quite ready to order... so we have to wait another 15 to 20 minutes to place our order... then the waitess doesnt even bring our food out... someone else does... not a problem... but at least return to check on us... okay so she finally comes back with some more drinks when we are almost done eating... and let me tell you we didnt scarf the food down either... so tell me why was the service so bad... now my friends say part of it might be that the waitress was just bad... but I think it might be because these days they put in your head that to get money at an establishment like this you have to flirt big with the men... no problem but you might get better tips from the females who see that you have to flaunt yourself in front of all these men and have them stare at you... hmmm think women might feel a little sympathy towards you and the way that you earn your money... granted you want to do this... but we understand it is good money and therefore will tip a decent amount to you for this... but if we get bad service... forget it... we figure that you just dont want to acknowledge that we are there because we dont have dicks... oh please... i have two friends that have worked at Hooters and they never would have treated me like this... how rude...

also... might I add... okay ladies I realize that we don't get the best of service at Hooters because we have a vagina and tits... but come on... you dont need a man to go to this place... get off your asses and go there... they have some decent food... okay so the prices really suck... $2 for a freaking ice tea... give me a break... but still occasionally they are good... but you ladies have to get out there too... because in the lengthy more than an hour that we spent there only two other females showed their faces and they were both with me... the rest of the men just sat there and stared at me and my friends like... oh women we might have a chance with... haha... please men... get a clue... okay so women just because its called Hooters and we have Hooters doesnt mean that we cant eat there...

and now that I have ranted and raved... i am going to go and spend a little bit of time with my friends here... so I will close... feel free to leave your rantings and ravings about Hooters... I will respond to all...