Hump and Run

MJD and I are very mature married grown ups. Our conversation last night while walking Artie was so impressive that I thought I should share it.

MJD: (looking at Artie who just ran past him) Artie, I know you just tried to hump me.

me: He humped your leg?

MJD: For a second.

me: It was a Hump & Run!!

MJD: A hump & run — I remember that move from high school.

me: hahahahaha

MJD: You’re going to blog about that aren’t you?